Buxom July 1993

DEPARTMENTS 3 BUSTING OUT If Two Are Tops, Four Are Fabulous! 6 MAIL TIME FOR MAMBOS Boob-Lunatics Bite Back! 12 FLESH FLAPPER FACTS Comparing Apples And Oranges, Peaches And Mangoes 14 THE BOOB TUBE VIDEO REVIEWS Our Reviewer Separates The Breast From The Rest! 40 PAPAYA PORN Bianca Trump Flashes Her Film-Friendly Floppers 76 BUXOM AMATEUR OF THE MONTH A Helping Of Authentic Southern Tittles! 86 FLESH-MELON FANTASY CUM TRUE Reader Demands Nubian Nubs In The Tub! FEATURES 30 THUMPING MONA'S MELONS Porn Star Mona Lisa Gets Her Coconuts Milked! 46 HEATHER HOOTERS A Set Of Flubbies To Tweak Your Tube 62 CHRISTY CANYON On The Eighth Day, God Created Christy! 70 PEEK-A-BOOBS Hide-y Hide-y Hide-y Honkers 92 SUGAR 'N' SPICE Busty Sugar Kane Will Make You Cream! FICTION 26 BIG, BOLD & BUSTY CONFESSIONS I Must...l Must...l Must Increase My Bust! 56 TIT TALES Delivery Boy Bliss SPECIAL 16 EUROPEAN INVASION BUXOM introduces a brand-new, hooter-laden department, The BUXOM Interview. Each and every month, we'll bring you an up-close and personal conversation with a sensational mega-boob celebrity. This edition, meet Europe Dichan, one of the hottest large-lump ladies on the erotic dance circuit. Lovely Europe bares all in this exclusive interview! EDITORIAL NOTE BUSTING OUT! If Two Are Tops, Four Are Fabulous! When most of us think about tits (and around here that's all we think about) we do so the same way they boarded Noah's Ark—by twos. That's only natural, right? Well, in recent years as discoveries and advancements in the field of biotechnology and genetics have become daily occurrences, "natural" has become a relative term. As far as we're concerned "natural" means whatever looks good, feels good, tastes good and doesn't frighten the horses, period. We're true believers in "better living through chemicals" and any other man-made technique designed to upgrade the quality of our lives. And what better way to improve our lot than by finding a way to increase the number of knockers per babe from two to four? Sure, it'll look strange at first because it's something we're not used to, but give the idea time, and it won't be long before having four floppers instead of two becomes as "natural" as taking a dump. In fact, we're willing to bet that after a while you'll wonder how the hell you survived with lowly two-titted women up `til now. Nobody's saying four-foghorned females are just right around the corner, but our guess is it's just a matter of time. BUXOM urges the new Clinton Administration to spare no expense in funding research to make this four-pointed flesh-melon fantasy a reality sooner, rather than later. If President Clinton is sincere about wanting to create prosperity for us all, fine, let him start by creating papayas for us all. The Editor