Celebrity Skin # 74, February 1999

SYNDICATED SISTERS 13 MADCHEN AMICK 4 PAM ANDERSON 8 JENNIFER ASPEN 6 CARMEN ELECTRA 7 TERI HATCHER 5 MITZI KAPTURE 12 LUCY LAWLESS 9 CYNTHIA STEVENSON 11 ALBERTA WATSON 10 PETA WILSON 14 KARI WUHRER SITCOM SEX MACHINES 16 KIRSTIE ALLEY 23 CHRISTINA APPLEGATE 17 DYAN CANNON 24 KIM CATTRALL 20 COURTENEY COX 26 STACEY DASH 18 PORTIA DE ROSSI 25 VICTORIA DILLARD 22 FRAN DRESCHER 21 HELEN HUNT 27 BROOKE SHIELDS SPELLING TELEVISION TARTS 29 JOSIE BISSETT 34 MARCIA CROSS 36 SHANNEN DOHERTY 38 CHERYL LADD 30 HEATHER LOCKLEAR 28 JAMIE LUNER 32 JOAN SEVERANCE 39 TORI SPELLING 33 STACEY TRAVIS 31 DAPHNE ZUNIGA DIRTY DOCS, LEWD LAWYERS & MOTHER PERVERSE PROFESSIONALS 71 CATHERINE BELL 66 MOIRA KELLY 67 ALEX KINGSTON 65 SHERYL LEE 64 CAREY LOWELL 70 PAULA MARSHALL 62 GLORIA REUBEN 69 LEA THOMPSON 68 JUSTINA VAIL DAYTIME DIVAS 72 KRISTA ALLEN 77 BARBARA CRAMPTON 73 EILEEN DAVIDSON 76 LESLEY-ANNE DOWN 74 SCHAE HARRISON 75 KATHERINE KELLY LANG INDECENT INFOMERCIAL QUEENS 79 CHER 81 VICTORIA PRINCIPAL 78 TRACY SCOGGINS 80 SUZANNE SOMERS EDITORIAL NOTE The Skinny Whoever that government moron was who ago uttered those immortal words "Television is a vast wasteland" back in the Sixties obviously hasn't flicked on the boob tube over the past couple of months. Whether they're broadcast over the airwaves or carried over cable, TV's luscious ladies seem to be everywhere these days—and only an idiot wouldn't tune in the "idiot box" to ogle these pulchritudinous princesses of prime time. To that end, we offer you Celebrity Skin's 57 Top Boob Tube Beauties (Go ahead, count 'em. And don't forget to include our Poster Babes!), a cum-pendium of cathode consorts that could get a rise out of Andy Rooney! For an in-depth look at TV's most accomplished artists, make an appointment with the ladies of our Dirty Docs, Lewd Lawyers And Other Perverse Professionals department. Here you'll find such sexy specialists as Gloria Reuben of ER, curvy Carey Lowell of Law And Order, munificent Moira Kelly of To Have And To Hold, and many others. And after you're done ringing JAG'S Catherine Bell, hop over to our Sitcom Sex Machine section, where the laughs and labes keep on cummin' in the oh-so-flexible forms of Fran Drescher of The Nanny, Friends' Courteney "Suck" Cox, Mad About You's Helen Hunt, Ally McBeal's Portia de Rossi and Dyan Cannon and a slew of other comedic coozes! And there's much, much, more. Spelling Television Tarts spotlights the slinkiest sirens to appear in the TV productions of broadcast fossil Aaron Spelling, including Melrose Place's Josie Bissett, Marcia Cross and Heather Locklear, The Love Boat's Stacey Travis and Joan Severance and, of course, Beverly Hills 90210's Tori Spelling, a damn fine actress—just ask her dad! Syndicated Sisters focuses on V.I.P.'s Pam Anderson, Baywatch's Mitzi Kapture, Xena's Lucy Lawless (above), and other not-quitea-real-network stars, while Daytime Divas takes a leering look at Krista Allen, Schae Harrison, Catherine Kelly Lang and other sultry soap stars who work long, hard days. And speaking of long and hard.... Now drop that remote control and wrap your hands around something a little more engaging...Celebrity Skin #74!