Celebrity Skin # 185, December 2008

SKINSIDE 04 Entourage 06 Verhoeven's Impossible Blondes 08 Forgetting Sara Marshall 09 Mother of Tears 36 The Naughty Novelist 66 Superchick 68 Skinflicks FRESH FLESH 17 Amina Munster 25 Cécile Breccia 22 Emmanuelle Béart 16 Flux Suicide 10 Irina Voronina 18 Jaime Murray 20 Kerry Washington 21 Leah Cairns 12 Melanie Lynskey 13 Natalie Laspina 24 Nicole Tupper 14 Silvia Colloca BRA BUSTERS 50 Chelan Simmons 26 Diora Baird 38 Dita de Leon 56 Eva Green 34 Jenna Jameson 42 Jennifer Connelly 54 Jennifer Tilly 46 Jessica Paré 52 Kelly Brook 30 Kim Kardashian 32 Laura Bottrell 40 Mimi Rogers 48 Monika Verbutaite 43 Paula Jai Parker 55 Rosario Dawson 44 Shamron Moore 29 Simona Fusco 28 Stormy Daniels MEYER'S MELONS 64 Babette Bardot 60 Darlene Grey 62 Lorna Maitland 65 Rena Horten 58 Uschi Digard EDITORIAL NOTE No female mammal other than the human has breasts of comparable size. Then again—few female humans have all-natural, huge jugs like the ones we celebrate in this issue, which makes starlets like Diora Baird, Jennifer Tilly & Rosario Dawson such tantalizing titty-Ilations! Zoologist/ethologist Desmond Morris theorized that big boobs on hot chicks are sexual signals that imitate the buttocks, since we stand upright and are therefore more inclined to "do it" in the "missionary positch." This theory, of course, means no human man can tell if Kim Kardashian is coming or going!—(LILSHAME)