Cheri March 1993

6 SEXPRESS MAIL Meat Mag Madness. 8 TRUE BRIT Denise—English Muffin. Denise has fallen and she can't get up. Well, now, isn't that just so nice and convenient. 20 ON THE ROAD Dangerous Curves: Speed Limit 69. Our idea of fun furniture! This sexy sofa we saw at Dangerous Curves in New Windsor, NY, would look great in any living room! 30 BABY GRAND Porn Star Nikki Dial Plays It Dirty. 40 CELEBRITY EXPOSURE Hollywood's Holiday Heat. 42 FEATURE PERFORMER Candi Cummings: Sex Beats Typing. Feature Performer Candi Cummings would much rather be licking something else, we suspect. 50 SEX IN A DUPLEX Manhattan Muff-Munchers. Hey, babe, love your nails. And, actually, now that we think of it, your tits are really very nice, too. 62 TART OF THE MONTH Jamie Dean: Hole-Some Dancer. 74 HOMEBODIES Getting In 'n 'Out More Often. 76 HOMEBODY OF THE MONTH Holly Hooters Will Hump. We believe a woman should always be placed on a pedestal. Well, maybe just the fun parts. 84 VIDEO VOLTAGE The Seduction of Mary Plus More. 86 WHAT YOU'D SAY TO A PORN STAR ...If Only You Lived Next to One. 88 BLOW THE MAN DOWN Licking the Lawnmower Man. She hired him to mow the lawn, but he ended up scarfing her carpet. Only in America! 100 POSTCARDS FROM PARADISE Cassie: Wish You Were Here "Oh, all right, you can look at my tits. But no pussy shots, you cad—I'm in mourning." 112 SEDUCER'S WILD Lady Luck and Ladies Fuck. Attention fitness fans, and who isn't one nowadays? This is the sexercise that's sweeping the nation! Charlie and Brittney chin up and get off at the same time! 120 POWER PUSSY Antoinette: Gash for Cash. 138 NEXT MONTH April in Paradise. EDITORIAL NOTE Somebody call the National Weather Service 'cause this is bound to be the hottest March on record. Leave it to CHERI to break the winter freeze with the hottest pictorials. Don't like excitement? Then head for the hills, Henry—this issue's guaranteed to take the pleats out of your pants. CHERI's fearless photogs hoof it to New Windsor, NY, home of Dangerous Curves, one of the hottest little dance clubs we've ever found. And who should be strutting her stuff in this kick-ass party palace but our Holiday '92 Feature Performer Kimberly Michaels! It's a tough job, but somebody's got to do it. Next up, you've got a hot seat in the house as Celebrity Exposure uncovers the best breasts of Hollywood's hot Holiday releases. Porn's latest newcomer, Nikki Dial, gives some private music lessons to a more than willing student. He may not have put any roses on her piano, but she put two lips on his organ, all right. All of England would rave over sexy British babe Denise in her sizzling spread. And we do mean spread. Denise is as proud of her assets as any comely English lass ought to be, and not a bit.shy about showing them off. We've heard of power lunches, power windows, power mowers, and personal empowerment, but Antoinette shows us a new wrinkle in her luscious layout, entitled "Power Pussy." Whatever you're selling, honey, sign us up. Of course, no issue would be complete without the usual sizzling guy-girl action, horny Homebodies, controversial lesbian sex sessions, and the latest video raunch. So what are you waiting for? Read on!