Chic June 1979

5 MAIL BAG Our bulging mailbag is overflowing with hot stuff. 7 DOPE by Ben Pesta. Just what we need—another way to get high. 9 CHIC THRILLS Do-it-yourself porn, rooster pepper aphrodisiacs, and weird names you'd better be glad aren't yours. 16 CHIC RATES THE SPORTSCASTERS by R. Meltzer.The best and the worst,and lots of reasons why Curt Gowdy ought to be shot. 20 SLIPPIN 'N' SLIDIN' Photographed by Matti Klatt. Too bad making mud pies was never like this. 29 ASSHOLES by Michael Toohey. How to spot one a mile away. 32 INGRID Photographed by Clive McLean. Get a load of those cantaloupes. 40 BOOTLEG WAX by Mike Falcon. An inside report on how record pirates rip off a multimillion-dollar industry. 44 BAND ON THE RUN Fiction by Jerry Stahl. More good times with sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll. 47 NADJA Photographed by Suze Randall. The windows won't open, but her legs will. 56 ADIOS, ADIDAS by Vic Ziegal and Lewis Grossberger. Sick of joggers? This is for you. 60 GOD'S EMCEE by Abbie Hoffman. TV evangelist Pat Robertson is leading a Christian media takeover. 64 TOKYO KNOWS by Norm Sklarewitz. The Japanese consumer is already using space-age gadgetry that Americans only see in Disneyland. 70 CARNIVAL Photographed by Matti Klatt. Blacks in banana suits get crazy in the streets of Rio. 85 CLOSE-UP The real truth about the picture disc craze; world's oldest rock critic is alive and well in Cleveland; one more 11-year overnight success. 99 SEX LIFE by Tim Conaway. Enemas: Having fun with soap and water.