Club September 1984

4 CLUB SANDWICH 10 COMMUNICATION 12 PRIVATE PAGES Gajda 20 A WINTER'S TALE Judith & Mark Miller 23 THE GIRL FROM A.U.N.T. Bill Ward 28 THE BUM'S RUSH Dr. Steven Roles 31 NIGHT GAMES Geoff Halpin 38 THE STORY OF L David Alexander 43 BOGEY ON DOWN Bob Veze 52 CAPITOL PUNISHMENT David Alexander 56 RITA (a.k.a. Traci Lords) Bob Veze 69 PAINS, PLEASURES & PERVERSIONS Dr. Keil Brenner 70 STATE OF THE NATION Marilyn Chambers 75 CONNECTIONS 80 SWINGERS OF THE MONTH 85 FEELS ON REELS 89 TOP CAT Michael Cotton 92 DEB & BREAKFAST Geoff Howes EDITORIAL NOTE What a terrifically nice girl our cover girl, Miranda, is. Most of the editorial staff can't see further than her tits, of course, and you wouldn't believe the hours and days and weeks they've spent trying to persuade her to show all of herself, but as she said to me when she came into the office last month, "Really, Debbie, I'm not ready for this. I mean I've only had two boyfriends and I haven't gone all the way with them yet and here they are trying to get into my panties and play with my breasts. You certainly have a very active editorial staff here. It takes all my time keeping my clothes on in the office when they're up to their tricks." Then I calmed her down a bit. So she smiled a little and said, "Well, perhaps you're right, Debbie, and perhaps I will strip off and do rude things because it's quite tempting but I think I shall make them suffer a while first and see what the readers think of the cover." Well readers? Debbie (Secretary to the Editors)