Club August 1986

4 COMMUNICATION 8 THE WEAPONS OF WAR: PART IX 13 SCARLETT Donald Milne 23 THE GIRL FROM A.U. N.T. Bill Ward 32 EAGER BEAVERS Rupert Daines 38 HOLY BATSHIT David C. Marvel 43 AMBER LYNN Suze Randall 52 INDIAN SUMMER Ted Breedlove 56 FEELS ON REELS 59 HUMPING IRON Suze Randall 67 WHITE KNUCKLE RIDE Michael Cotton 70 STATE OF THE NATION Marilyn Chambers 73 CONTACTS 79 SWINGERS OF THE MONTH 86 PRIVATE PARTS: ONE WOMAN'S FANTASY 96 PRIVATE PARTS: OBSESSION Editorial If the unsuspecting reader finds this issue of his favorite mag a trifle incoherent in parts, then he should make allowances for the appalling state (not Ohio) in which the highly strung editorial team find themselves. So would you if you walked into your office one morning and discovered that Miss Debbie Sass had just replaced herself with a computer. You'd wail and moan and hit yourself and cry into a hell of a lot of large dry martinis too. Don't get us wrong—we like playing with computers as much as the rest of the idle unemployed, it's just that those hard metal edges seem to lack the post prandial appeal of a double extra handful of the little darling's quivering globes. Come back Debbie, all is forgiven and that bit about not paying you anymore — that was just a joke. Meanwhile it would be deeply appreciated if any readers out there in Club-land should happen to come across Miss Sass as it were, would they just hose her down and return her to the editor. — the editors.