Club October 1986

4 COMMUNICATION 7 WET LICKS Jean Rougeron 12 THE WEAPONS OF WAR: PART XI 15 IT'S THE WHEEL THING Dwight Fox 23 THE GIRL FROM A.U. N.T. Bill Ward 32 MONA & LISA Dwight Fox 38 STAR PRICK Ken Warns 43 GINGER LYNN Suze Randall 52 VICE-VERSA David Alexander 55 BUICK STRAIGHT -8 John McGovren 58 HARD ON THE TAIL . . . Ed Holzman 66 FEELS ON REELS 70 STATE OF THE NATION Marilyn Chambers 73 CONTACTS 79 SWINGER OF THE MONTH 84 PRIVATE PARTS: OBSESSION 90 PRIVATE PARTS: ONE WOMAN'S FANTASY Editorial Not again. The editorial. Who me? Why me? Surely men, it's my turn on the boardroom table with Debbie Sass. Life's just unfair. Just because I'm the publisher and I've got all the money, they all think they can push me around and ignore me. They make rude noises behind my back while I'm wheeling out the filing cabinets full of cash that as a publisher I am entitled to have, and frequently need about my person. Especially as I'm employing staff as potentially expensive as Miss Debbie "Stick yer head between these John and I'll wobble yer ears off" Sass, with whom I am passionately in love but with whom I am without at the moment because she has locked herself in the john until I have written this damn lousy editorial crap. She refuses to write anymore unless I give her another bra load of my lovely money and that's a whole wad of bills. It will break me! Do I detect faint cheering? Doesn't anyone love me for my body? Doesn't anyone love me for Miss Sass's body? — the publisher.