Celebrity Sleuth Vol. 9 # 8, Ingénudes 9

Nothing But Class DOING LAPS Nomi Malone ELIZABETH BERKLEY Cristal Connors GINA GERSHON Sonny LISA BOYLE All the Right Moves JULIE KRISTEN SMITH A Smash Hit SHAUNA O'BRIEN BODY LANGUAGE Ivy League Stripper HEIDI MATTSON Prozac Nation ELIZABETH WURTZEL Out on a Limb HEATHER MILLS Christiane F. NATJA BRUNCKHORST THE TOP TEN LIST Clueless ALICIA SILVERSTONE Clueless STACEY DASH Party Girl PARKER POSEY Sabrina JULIA ORMOND Desperado SALMA HAYEK Exotica MIA KIRSHNER Sirens KATE FISCHER My Boyfriend's Back TRACI LIND Paris, France LESLIE HOPE Hackers ANGELINA JULIE ON THE VERGE Virgin High TRACY DALI Reform School Girls SHEILA LUSSIER White Cargo LISA COMSHAW Pump It Up! FANTASIA Sleuth's Secret •IM PARKER BEAUTIES TO B•HOLD Under Siege 2 KATHERINE HEIGL Mind Twister SUZANNE SLATER The Sobek Connection SAMANTHA PHILLIPS' Exquisite Equestrienne MELISSA ANNE MOORE Bloodscent MANDY LEIGH Back Issues Available Special Offers EDITORIAL THE SLEUTHSAYER In our very first"Ingenudes" issue way back in 1988, we began with People Magazine's dire prediction "that the American public has been consuming celebrities at an ever-increasing rate while failing to take steps to replenish the supply. {Consequently} the demand for celebrities is outstripping the supply for the first time in our history!" Who'd have ever imagined that, eight years later, we'd have put out eight more editions 'consisting entirely of rising "Ingenudes"...with no end in sight {unless you wish to flip to Mandy Leigh's perfect posterior at the very back}. "A starlet's aim is to woo the public, to entice people, to make them take notice," the late film historian John C. Kobal observed. "It's a courtship initiated and fed by her picture in magazines. This courtship, like most, has a teasing undercurrent to keep interest on the boil, the ultimate goal being stardom." Today, we hope, the ultimate goal is Sleuthdom... In this ninth nod to notable nymphs, we've {un} covered everyangle: the first section is devoted to a single film, the striplings of Showgirls; next, we introduce up 'n' coming authoresses sans dresses; then, Sleuth's selection of the top ten turn-ons of the year; and concluding with sections that show-case five foxes who are verging on emerging, followed by a quivering quintet of the loveliest lasses among the masses. Reader K.O. of San Francisco recently wrote, "Here are suggestions for future editions to continue your unparalleled success: Please include ELIZABETH BERKLEY from the film Showgirls and Saved By the Beinfittingly, she's both our covergirl and first "Ingenudel. Another candidate would be SALMA HAYEK from the movie Desperado, whom I would hope to see in your pages" {see pages 48 and 49}. When asked her favorite male bodypart, Salma purrs: "Pelvis is going to sound like I'm saying the dick. So just say around the hipbone area and the neck...and the mouth...and the hands. Ask me something else quick or I'll keep going." Sleuth never stops... Saluting Issue Sixty-Nine.