Hustler January 1994

5 Bits & Pieces Turning Over a New Asshole: HUSTLER's New Year's Resolutions Edited by Scott Schalin 13 Feedback Readers Take a Write Turn 15 HUSTLER's Reader Survey Let's Talk About Us 19 Erotic Entertainment Whiffing Out Porn's Freshest Pussy Edited by Scott Mallory 29 The Beaver Hunt Spotlight Three Amateurs Earn a Page of Their Own 33 Hot Letter: Mother Mary Fucks Away in the Manger 35 Ad Parody Bulimia Briefs by Ralfin' Klein 39 A HUSTLER Fairytail The Secret Colon 45 Ad Parody GAS Khakis 49 Ad Parody Nofreebox Classic 51 Sex Play Fun on the Fly: Defending the Fast Fuck by Dorna Potter 53 Ad Parody AT 'n' A 56 Caged and Disgraced Women Under the Penal System Report by Robert Williamson 60 Lisa: Paint It Pink Photography by Suze Randall 68 Hannah and Hank: Sea Squirt Photography by Matti Klatt 78 Jade: Black Box Photography by Clive McLean 86 Crossfire Antigun Fanatics Blast the Second Amendment Report by James W Harris 90 Esteé: Diamond Head Centerfold Photography by Clive McLean 100 HUSTLER Humor Edited by Tim Conaway and Jeanne Diamond 102 My Favorite Trick/My Happiest Hooker Carnal Compilations by Alex Marvel 108 Valerie and Meg: Snatch Patch Photography by Matti Klatt 121 Beaver Hunt Here Are the Hippest Beavers and Butt-Holes