Hustler March 1994

5 Bits & Pieces Shoot Through the Penis Cam and Collect the Million-Dollar Muff Payoff Edited by Scott Schalin 13 Feedback Unloading the Female Bag 17 Erotic Entertainment Ready for Prime-Time Splayers Edited by Scott Mallory 27 A HUSTLER Photoplay Senator Bob Packwood's Uncensored Diaries 31 Hot Letters A Priest Collects a Sinful Offering 33 Ad Parody Knockers Authentics 39 Dressed to Thrill Kink Photography by Eric Kroll 43 Sex Play Welfare Mothers: Why They Make Better Lovers by Alex Marvel 45 Ad Parody Duncan's Hind Cake Mix 48 An Unbiased Consumer's Guide to Men's Magazines by Ministry's Al Jourgensen 56 Maxi: View to a Drill Photography by Suze Randall 66 Geri: Open Mind Photography by Matti Klatt 72 Deadly Slant Asian Gangs Do Evil in America Report by Michael Collins 76 Sasha and Sal: Busjackers Photography by Matti Klatt 86 Patsy: Wave Slicer Centerfold Photography by Clive McLean 96 HUSTLER Humor Edited by Tim Conaway and Jeanne Diamond 98 Taxi Diver A Gutter Tour of Gotham City Front-Seat Reminiscence by Selwyn Harris 104 Vicky Lee and Persia: Slave Trade Photography by Clive McLean 115 Beaver Hunt Placing Amateur Girls on Pedestals