Hustler August 1996

5 Bits & Pieces Where Has All the Semen Gone? HUSTLER's H-Chip Saves Slime-Time TV Edited by Aaron Lee 11 Feedback Readers Write Back 17 Erotic Entertainment Real-Time Sluts Edited by Evan Wright 27 Hot Letters Revenge of the Nerps 28 Sadie: Haystacked 1996 Beaver Hunt Grand Prize Finalist #3 Photography by Clive McLean 37 Sex Play Female Friends: Why Bother? by Leonard Schnieder 40 Fighting Queer The Anatomy of a Fag Basher Profile by Alex Marvel 44 Tatyana and Diane: Bottom Feeders Photography by Matti Klatt 56 If at First You Don't Secede... The Rise of Sec'essionism in America Report by Gregory Daurer 60 April: Hole in One Photography by Clive McLean 70 Julia: Regal Baring Centerfold Photography by James Baes 80 HUSTLER Humor Edited by Evan Wright 82 The Blackman's Guide to Seducing White Women With the Amazing Power of Voodoo Prescription by Darius James 86 Brianna and Jax: Breaking New Ground Photography by Matti Klatt 107 Beaver Hunt Pink Pics From Neighborly Chicks