Hustler July 2001

DEPARTMENTS 20 Wanda and Dimitri: Come Clean Photography by Clive McLean 40 Veronica's Hypospermia Photography by Matti Klatt 58 Noaka and Elizabeth: Death Valley Lays Photography by Matti !Qat: 70 Aria: Honey on a Roll 2000 Beaver Hunt Grand Prize Winner Photography by Matti Klatt 82 Mia: Cherub Jubilee Centerfold Photography by Clive McLean 100 Jason and Nikita: Pair Raid Photography by Matti 166 Mona: Equal-Opportunity Ass-fuck FEATURES 3 Candy's A HUSTLER Ad Parody 16 Hell to the Chief HUSTLER and the Presidency 49 Swishier Sweeties Another HUSTLER Ad Parody 55 Sex Play Fuck and Don't Procreate: HUSTLER's Guide to Baby-Free Balling by Ed Bird 66 XXX Love for Sale A Starstruck Monkey-Spanker Opens His Heart and Wallet to the Agony and Ecstasy of Real-Life Sex With His Blue-Screen Dream Girl. Once, With Feeling by Jimmy Edgeboro Drawing Ire in Pain and Ink Dwaine Tinsley Was HUSTLER's Cartoon Editor From 1975 Till He Died on May 22, 2000. America's Magazine Looks Back on the Life of a Man Who Belted Hypocrisy and Laughed in the Face of Common Indecency. Retrospection by David Buchbinde THE ISSUE'S STANDARDS 7 Bits & Pieces Dis-cards: Foul Birthday Wishes From HUSTLER'S Worst Enemies Edited by Matt Wayne 15 Feedback Hissin' Missives 33 Erotic Entertainment Fist-Forward: A Brief History of HUSTLER'S Video Ventures Eared oy Gus Mastrapa 46 Hot Letters Spank-You Notes 50 Dear Slut XXX Star Jeanna Fine Tells the Fucking Truth 92 HUSTLER Humor Edited by Andrew Quintero 124 Beaver Hunt Cooze From the Home Fron