Hustler October 2003

GIRLS SPREAD 22 CASSIDY AND MELODY Office Break Photography by Matti Klatt 38 BELLA Melting the Ice Photography by Matti Klatt 50 VICKY HARDING Slippery When Wet Photography by Michael Bisco TEANNA KAI AND SARGE Taming of the Screw Photography by Laurent Sky 76 ALYSSA LOVELACE Liquor Is Quicker Centerfold Photography by Michael Bisco 102 MANDY BRIGHT AND FRANK GUN Easy Rider Photography by Matti Klatt 162 TORI Second to None 2003 Beaver Hunt Grand Prize Finalist #2 Photography by Clive McLean MONTHLY FEATURES 20 A PRAYER FOR BILL O'REILLY 34 MARK CRISPIN MILLER Translating Dubya-Speak The Author of The Bush Dyslexicon Reveals the Disturbing Intent Behind the President's Goofy Gaffes. Interview by Bruce David 46 PUBLISHING PERVERSIONS The Sadistic Glory of Men's Adventure Magazines HUSTLER Explores the Golden Age of Blood-and-Guts Periodicals. Retrospective by Adam Parfrey 58 HOT-TUBBING WITH MANCOW MULLER Wildly Popular and Controversial On-Air Personality Mancow Muller Is the King of Hyperkinetic Radio. The Shock Jock's Longtime Friend Gives an Intimate Portrait of the Man Behind the Microphone. Making a Splash With John Calkins 72 BEATINGS TO THE BEAT The Underground World of S&M Music Fetish Rockers Such as Spanking Machine, Vulgaras and the Lords of Acid Are Putting Their Kinks on Center Stage. HUSTLER Pulls Back the Curtain on the Fetish-Music Scene and Presents the Cream of the (Riding) Crop. Under the Whip With Tom Farrell 90 WILD HORSIES Bond-Con's Vegas Pony-Girl Extravaganza In the Saddle With Ernest Greene 98 THE ILLUSTRATED PATRIOT ACT Cartoon Commentary by Dan Collins 118 WAR UNCENSORED Photos From IRaq That No One Else Will Print THE ISSUE'S STANDARDS 3 ILLEGALLY BLONDE 2 A HUSTLER Ad Parody 9 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT The Other War by Larry Flynt 13 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH 14 AN ARMY OF MANY CORPORATIONS Another HUSTLER Ad Parody 15 BITS & PIECES Pulling Your (Game) Piece: Ghettopoly Brings Urban Blight to Your Den. Edited by Michael Allen 33 JENNA TALES Adventures in the Skin Trade With Jenna Jameson 88 HUSTLER HUMOR Edited by Kevin Wright 94 BEAVER HUNT We Stalk So You Don't Have To 111 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT B.J.s and DJs: Hustler Does the Winter Music Conference. Edited by Randy Haberek 155 FRESH FROM THE NET The World Wide Web's Best Amateur Porn by Scott Fayner 156 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS Bone Up on Their Anatomy 159 HOT LETTERS Lick Mother, Lick Daughter