Hustler November 2003

GIRLS SPREAD 22 STACY SILVER AND JESSICA MAY Girlie-Groans Island Photography by Matti Klatt 38 JAMIE S&MMMMM.... Photography by Matti Klatt 50 MIA Snatch a Peek Photography by Mark Lit 62 GINA LYNN Down and Dirty Photography by Laurent Sky 76 FELIX VICIOUS Fingered Felon Centerfold Photography by Michael Bisco 100 GISSELLE AND MARK ANTHONY Swollen Members Only Photography by Suze Randall 160 KAITLYN LOVE Third (One to) Watch 2003 Beaver Hunt Finalist #3 Photography by Matti Klatt MONTHLY FEATURES 33 CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS Left Right and Center Once the Progressives' Bad Boy and Master Debater, the Author of A Long Short War: The Postponed Liberation of Iraq Discusses How He Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bush Wars. Interview by Ed Rampell 37 LARRY FLYNT ON PUSSY As Told to Giddle Partridge 46 LIKE A SEX MACHINE Robotic-erotic Contraptions Put the "Erect" in Erector Set. Mechanical Love With Scott Fayner 58 MANNEQUIN MONA LISAS Lensman Lanning Gold's Beautiful Creations Can't Speak, Can't Spend Your Money, and Their Asses Will Never Sag. Has He Discovered the Perfect Woman? Profile by Stephen Lemons 90 CROSSING THE LINE While Other Celebrities Run for Cover, Funnyman David Cross Trashes Politicos With No Apologies. Interview by Bruce David 98 THE NAKED AND THE RED Las Vegas Dancers Are Talkin' Union. by Marc Cooper 155 BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT REALLY BEAUTIFUL Scratch a Starlet, Find a Troll 166 HUSTLER'S VIDEO GAME PREVIEW by Gus Mastrapa THE ISSUE'S STANDARDS 3 THE MATRIXXX REBOOTED A HUSTLER Parody 9 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT Kiss Our Democracy Goodbye? 11 FEEDBACK Readers' Rants and Raves 13 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH 14 HUSTLER PARODY How to Get Rich by Screwing Your Fellow Americans by Kenneth Lay 15 BITS & PIECES Serving Up Stiff Ones: The Topless Academy's Guide to Bartending. Edited by Michael Allen 72 AURAL PLEASURES In the Debut of Our New Music Section, Zakk Wylde Takes a Blessed Hellride. 88 HUSTLER HUMOR Edited by Kevin Wright 94 BEAVER HUNT Local Girls Make Wood 110 JENNA TALES Adventures in the Skin Trade With Jenna Jameson 111 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT Sex and Violins: The PornOrchestra Strokes Up the Band 156 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS Undergrads Get Underdressed 159 HOT LETTERS Emptying the Male Bag