Hustler Holiday 2003

GIRLS SPREAD 22 GEORGIA ADAIR Naughty and Nice Photography by Michael Bisco 38 SIMONE, NICK AND EKSAVIR Rope Burn Photography by Clive McLean 48 LAUREN PHOENIX Fuck Bunny Photography by Laurent Sky 62 BETTY SUE AND FALLON Sand Blast Photography by Matti Klatt 76 NIKKI LOVE Pretty 'N' Pink Centerfold Photography by Clive McLean 98 BOO AND MARK ASHLEY XXX-mas Photography by Clive McLean 154 PENNY Brit's Tits Photography by Scott Ward MONTHLY FEATURES 3 BOOTY TUNES A HUSTLER Parody 14 TACO BELL Low Prices, Lower Ethics Another HUSTLER Parody 32 DEMOCRACY VS. THE FCC Fewer and Fewer Megacorporations Control More and More of the Information You Receive. Is Our Democracy Doomed Because of It? Interview by Bruce David and Dan Kapelovitz 46 FLYNT FLAMBE Celebs Burn Larry at the Friars Club Famous for Its X-Rated Celebrity Roasts, the Friars Club Was the Perfect Venue to Kid the King of Porn, Larry Flynt. Report by Michael Allen 57 PIRATE RADIO ATTACKS! Broadcasting Rebels Battle the Megacorps for America's Airwaves The FCC Has Voted to Obliterate Most of the Rules That Keep U.S. Media Companies in Check, but Microbroadcasters—Call Them Pirates or Patriots— Are Defending Your Right to Run Your Mouth to the Masses. Report by Sean Carney 90 HUSTLER'S HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE Shopping Made Queasy 93 BEAVER HUNT GRAND PRIZE BALLOT 106 MISTRESS RHIANNON GOES OVER THE TOP Professional Dominatrix Mistress Rhiannon Has Jugs Larger Than Basketballs, and That's the Most Normal Thing About Her. Profile by Dan Kapelovitz 150 HUSTLER'S PORN-FASHION ROUNDUP At This Year's Erotica L.A. Convention, Porn Starlets Demonstrated Why They Are Paid to Take Their Clothes Off. Report by Giddle Partridge THE ISSUE'S STANDARDS 9 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT Merry Christmas to President-Select Bush by Larry Flynt 11 FEEDBACK HUSTLER Readers Sound Off 13 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH 15 BITS & PIECES Fred Phelps Takes On the U.S. Supreme Court. Edited by Michael Allen 37 DEAR SLUT XXX Star Jeanna Fine Tells the Fucking Truth 72 AURAL PLEASURES Poison's Bret Michaels. Plus, Our Guide to Essential Holiday Music 88 HUSTLER HUMOR Edited by Kevin Wright 94 BEAVER HUNT Local Girls Make Wood 110 JENNA TALES Adventures in the Skin Trade With Jenna Jameson 111 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT The Clive McLean Documentary. Edited by Randy Haberek 163 HOT LETTERS Goo-Fisted Tales 164 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS Earning Their Tuition One Flash at a Time 167 GAME ON HUSTLER Plugs You Into the Latest Video Games by Gus Mastrapa