Hustler January 2004

GIRLS SPREAD 22 CRYSTAL KLEIN Fire in the Hole Photography by Matti Klatt 38 NICOLE AND CYTHEREA Physical Evidence Photography by Clive McLean 48 SYLVIE Going Down Under Photography by Darren McCormack 62 KATRINA AND STEVEN FRENCH Meaty Roles Photography by Matti Klatt 76 DESTINY ST. CLAIRE Start My Engine Centerfold Photography by Michael Bisco 98 AUGUST AND ERIC MASTERSON CE Ohhhhh! Photography by Matti Klatt 160 ASHTON Ship Shape Photography by Michael Bisco MONTHLY FEATURES STUCK IN YOU A HUSTLER Parody 14 D.C. 9/11: TIME OF FACTUAL CRISIS Another HUSTLER Parody 32 WHAT DID OUR GOVERNMENT KNOW ABOUT 9/11? According to Investigator Michael Ruppert, Millions—if Not Billions—of Dollars Were Made From Insider Trading by People Who Knew What Was Going to Occur on September 11, 2001. More Disturbingly, Ruppert Accuses Factions of Our Own Government of Allowing the Terrorist Attacks to Succeed. Interview by Bruce David and Dan Kapelovitz 54 DOUBLE TROUBLE The Barbi Twins Exposed! HUSTLER Reveals the Salacious Secrets of America's Favorite Identical Sisters, the Barbi Twins. 90 BROWN SUGAR ALL-STARS HUSTLER Looks at the Top 10 Hottest Black Porn Thespians of All Time. Report by Tom Farrell 106 BIKERS, BABES AND BARE BOOBS Carolyn Does Sturgis Born-to-Be-Wild HUSTLER Reporter Carolyn Sinclair Hits the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally on a Quest to Become the Ultimate Biker Bitch. High on the Hog With Carolyn Sinclal 155 THE PATRIOT ACT AND THE LOSS OF CIVIL LIBERTIES The Orwellian-Named USA PATRIOT Act Is About as Unpatriotic as a Piece of Legislation Could Be—Unless, of Course, You Consider the Systematic Destruction of Our Constitution to Be Pro-American. And That's Just for Starters. Report by Ryan Singe THE ISSUE'S STANDARDS 9 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT Ashcroft Attacks by Larry Flynt 11 FEEDBACK You, Talking to Us 13 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH 15 BITS & PIECES Dan Rather: Still Alive, Dammit! Edited by Michael Allen 37 DEAR SLUT XXX Star Jeanna Fine Tells the Fucking Truth 47 HOT LETTERS Screeds to Spill Your Seed 72 AURAL PLEASURES Sevendust, Phish Bass Bust, CD Musts. Edited by Nancy Sayle 88 HUSTLER HUMOR Edited by Kevin Wright 94 BEAVER HUNT Raising Flaps in the Community 110 JENNA TALES Adventures in the Skin Trade With Jenna Jameson 111 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT Is Ron Jeremy a Rapist? Edited by Randy Haberek 151 GAME ON HUSTLER Plugs You Into the Latest Hot Video Games by Gus Mastrapa 158 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS Wide-Open Enrollment