Hustler March 2004

GIRLS SPREAD 22 MONIQUE ALEXANDER AND LOLANA Fill Her Up Photography by Matti Klatt 38 PANTERA Home Wrecker Photography by Michael Bisco 56 TEONI AND JOHN WEST Caged Heat Photography by Matti Klatt 76 JADE DELUXXXOR Hot Wheels Centerfold Photography by Matti Klatt 98 KATSUMI French Tart Photography by Laurent Sky 114 ALEXIS MALONE AND ALEX ROX Into the Great Wide Open Photography by Clive McLean 160 PHOENIX Good Lay, Mate Photography by Michael Bisco MONTHLY FEATURES 3 FUCK FRAGRANCES A HUSTLER Parody 32 THE TESTICLE FESTIVAL Every Year, Thousands of Freaks Gather in Montana to Party Naked and Munch on Bull Nuts. Eating Balls With Carolyn SInclair 47 CHIPPING AWAY AT YOUR PRIVACY Soon, Microchips May Be Implanted in Your Clothes and Pretty Much Anything Else You Buy. Corporations and Possibly the Government Will Literally Be in Your Pants. Report by Ryan Singel 48 TURNING JAPANESE Tentacle Rape, Schoolgirl Uniforms and Three-Cocked Demons—a Peek Into the Weird World of Perverted Japanimation. Report by Tom Farrell 55 RUSH LIMBAUGH FOR OXYCONTIN Another HUSTLER Parody 65 SHERMAN AUSTIN Another Victim of the War on Terror Meet Sherman Austin, Who's Currently Serving a Year in Prison for a Web Site He Hosted as an 18- Year-Old Kid. Interview by Bruce David and Dan Kapelovitz 70 SUZE RANDALL The Queen of Cooze Suze Randall Has Photographed Every Top Model From Traci Lords to Jenna Jameson—She's Even Shown Pink Herself. Better Still, Suze and Her Daughter, Holly, Have Formed the Ultimate Mother-Child Porn Team. Report by Sean Carney 94 FEMALE FIGHT CLUB The Underground World of Girl-on-Girl Brawling Bitch-Slapping With Pm Kenneally 155 HONEY HOOKER VISITS GIRLS GONE NUTS Written and Drawn by Noel Anderson THE ISSUE'S STANDARDS 9 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT 11 FEEDBACK 13 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH 14 BITS & PIECES 53 HOT LETTERS 72 AURAL PLEASURES 88 HUSTLER HUMOR 90 BEAVER HUNT 97 GAME ON 106 JENNA TALES 107 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT 158 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS