Hustler August 2004

GIRLS SPREAD 20 CAMERON CAIN Smokin'! Photography by Michael Bisco 38 LONI AND JUDITH Last Resort Photography by-Matti Klatt 56 CATALINA AND JOHN Gold Member Photography by Matti Klatt 76 MERCEDEZ Big Top Centerfold Photography by Michael Bisco 98 DANA AND JAY Science XXX-periment Photography by Clive McLean 115 JESSICA JAYMES All Tied Up Photography by Laurent Sky 160 DANNI Natural Wonder Photography by Matti Klatt MONTHLY FEATURES 3 MEMORSEX A HUSTLER Parody 14 M&M'S: A SWEET DEAL Another HUSTLER Parody 32 PROBING DICK Comedian Andy Dick Tells All—Maybe a Little Too Much. Interview by Riddle Partridge 46 THE UNDECLARED WAR AGAINST THE PEOPLE George Monbiot Exposes the Worldwide War Against the Working Class. Q&A by Bruce David and Dan Kapelovitz 52 BARBI TWINS INTERVENTION Can Shane and Sia Cure Jeff the Vomitmaster? Moderated by Dan Kapelovitz/Photos by Ken Wahl 64 OH, MY GUSH! How to Make a Woman Squirt An Intrepid Reporter Learns the Proper Method to Make a Gal Shoot She-Juice. Hands-On training With Scott Fayner 68 SPOONGLOW Are Your Household Items Radioactive? Savings Trump Safety in the Multibillion-Dollar Recycled Radiation Business. Report by Michael Collins 90 CHUCK ZITO CAN KICK YOUR ASS! Inside the Mind of Possibly the Toughest Man on Earth. Profile by Jim Goad THE ISSUE'S STANDARDS 9 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT 11 FEEDBACK 13 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH 15 BITS & PIECES 29 DEAR SLUT 71 HOT LETTERS 73 AURAL PLEASURES 88 HUSTLER HUMOR 94 BEAVER HUNT 106 JENNA TALES 107 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT 114 THE WALLACE REPORT 154 TECH KNOW 155 HUSTLER ON CAMPUS 156 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS 159 GAME ON