Hustler October 2004

GIRLS SPREAD 20 ASHLEY Concrete Blonde Photography by Nicolas Sage 38 NADIA, SATIVA & SIMONE Getting Their Kicks Photography by Matti Klatt 56 NAUDIA & NICK Hairy Situation Photography by Clive McLean LEA DeMAE Dirty Blonde Centerfold Photography by Laurent Sky ALEXIS AMORE & TALLON Man in the Boat Photography by Matti Klatt CINDY CRAWFORD Perfect Genes Photography by Michael Bisco 162 CHEXIE White Heat 2004 Beaver Hunt Finalist #2 Photography by Matti Klatt THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF DISNEY HUSTLER Ad Parody MONTHLY FEATURES 14 A LETTER TO THE FCC Our Editors Blast the Boob Tube 32 CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGERFIELD Legendary Comic Rodney Dangerfield Speaks About Marijuana, Molestation and Mormons. Interview by Dan Kapelovitz 46 CHALMERS JOHNSON: IS DEMOCRACY DOOMED? According to a Respected World-Affairs Pundit, the Bush Administration's Imperialist Acts Are Bankrupting the USA and Threatening to Turn Our Republic Into a Military Dictatorship. Q&A by Bruce David and Dan Kapeiovitz 50 A DIFFERENT KIND OF GAG RULE Did George W. Bush Arrange an Abortion for His Girlfriend? What the Mainstream Media Won't Ask Exposé by Larry Flynt 64 G-MEN AND GANGSTERS: PARTNERS IN CRIME The FBI's Lawless Alliance With Murderous Informants Report by Dominic Spinale 68 LIL' KIM'S IN BIG TROUBLE Exclusive Pix of Rapper's Snatch Report by Tom Farrell 90 THE FCC'S RADIO WITCH-HUNT The Censors of the Religious Right Howled About Janet Jackson's Televised Boob. So Why Is the Government Agency Punishing Radio Hosts? Enlightened Rant by John Calkins 122 WHY VOTE FOR BUSH? There's Absolutely No Reason Illustrative Humor by Dan Collins THE ISSUE'S STANDARDS 7 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT God Told Me To! by Larry Flynt 11 FEEDBACK Reader Soapbox 13 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH 14 BITS & PIECES Misplaced Limb, Olsens Fiasco and Cock-Gobblin' Celeb Jessica Simpson Edited by Michael Allen 29 DEAR SLUT XXX Star Jeanna Fine Tells the Fucking Truth 55 HOT LETTERS Steamy Erotic Yarns 73 AURAL PLEASURES G-Unit's Lloyd Banks on Wet Pussy and His Unit 88 HUSTLER HUMOR Edited by Kevin Wright 94 BEAVER HUNT Amateur Roundup 106 JENNA TALES Adventures in the Skin Trade With Jenna Jameson 155 HUSTLER ON CAMPUS Campus Hottie Causes Furor Report From Indiana University by Chris Freiberg 156 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS Student Bodies Make the Grade 159 GAME ON The Latest Hot Video Games by Gus Mastrapa 161 TECH KNOW Better Living Through Gadgets by Michael Allen