Hustler December 2004

GIRLS SPREAD 20 ZOE BRITTON Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Photography by Matti Klatt 38 RANDI & SASHA Petal to the Metal Photography by Clive McLean 56 PIPER & GIANA Lesson Learned Photography by Matti Klatt 76 AVERY ADAMS Shipshape Centerfold Photography by Matti Klatt 98 CRISSY & RIK Schtup Search Photography by Laurent Sky 114 AUSTYN Mirror Image Photography by Michael Bisco 162 KITTY Wild Blue Yonder 2004 Beaver Hunt Finalist #4 Photography by Clive McLean MONTHLY FEATURES 3 WET CLITS WIN HUSTLER Product Parody 14 LET HIM FINISH THE JOB! Bush/Cheney Election Parody 32 BUSH GIRLS GONE WILD A Chronicle of Upper-Crust Bad Apples Expose by Peter Thompson 46 BLOOD MONEY AND THE WAR PROFITEERS Foreign-Policy Expert William Hartung Analyzes Dubya's Cash Cow—Iraq OSA by Bruce David and Dan Kapelovitz 50 BUSH HAS MADE A DIFFERENCE Evaluating the Administration Political Cartoons by Trosley 65 ASHCROFT'S JIHAD The Attorney General's Battle to Eradicate the Porn Biz Report by Mark Cromer 70 GONE WITH THE WIND: 1 MILLION BLACK BALLOTS Will This Election Be Rigged Too? Commentary by Greg Palast 90 HOW TO APPROACH THE MILLENNIUM WOMAN Seduction Tips by Monique Raphel High 96 IF I HAD A NICKEL... Making Cents of the Bush Presidency Political Cartoons by Muleady THE ISSUE'S STANDARDS 7 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT Anybody but Bush, Part 1 by Larry Flynt 9 FEEDBACK Read Letters From Around the Globe 10 JENNA TALES Adventures in the Skin Trade: The Masseuse Sneak Preview by Jenna Jameson 13 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH 15 BITS & PIECES Survivor Star's Web Smut, Bayou Ban, Brass Balls Award and Our Latest Celebrity-Fantasy Cocksucker Edited by Michael Allen 28 HOT LETTERS Prego's Poop-Chute Nirvana 68 THE WALLACE REPORT America's Voting Paradox 73 AURAL PLEASURES Crunkmeister Lil Jon and Steriogram Interviews, CD Reviews and Horny Activists' Rock-Concert Spectacle 88 HUSTLER HUMOR Edited by Kevih Wright 93 HUSTLER ON CAMPUS Virginians Championing Student Rights Report From William & Mary by Jason Macri 96 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS Uninhibited Coeds From the Heartland EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT XXX Reviews, Butt-Freak Roxanne Hall and VP Candidate Marilyn Chambers? Edited by Tom Farrell 155 TECH KNOW Better Living Through Gadgets by Michael Allen 157 GAME ON The Latest Hot Video Games by Gus Mastrapa 158 BEAVER HUNT Bevy of Electrifying Hometown Girls