Hustler Holiday 2004

GIRLS SPREAD 20 ANITA DARK Neighborhood Watch Photography by Matti Klatt 38 GINGER & PRILLA America's Most Wanted Photography by Matti Klatt 56 JENAVEVE & KRIS Man at Work Photography by Matti Klatt 76 SANDEE Stocking Stuffer Centerfold Photography by Matti Klatt 94 PENNY & CRISSY Sisters Photography by Clive McLean 110 TEAGAN Temptation Island Photography by Holly Randall 160 PRINZZESS Good Sport Photography by Michael Bisco MONTHLY FEATURES 3 THREE SQUIRTS HUSTLER Product Parody 14 COME BACK TO EXXON Oil-Giant Parody 30 DAVID CAY JOHNSTON: PERFECTLY LEGAL How Corrupt Is America's Tax System? Interview by Bruce David & Dan Kapelovitz 46 LAST YEAR OF WU-TANG CLAN Closing the Book on Hip-Hop Heroes Report by Hans Feuersinger 51 HUSTLER'S ANNIVERSARY BASH Photography by Ladi von Jansky 64 OPEN SESAME! Picking Up Chicks With Magic Tricks How-to by Jonathon Dabach 74 HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE HUSTLER's Seven Most Jaded Novelty Items for Holiday Shoppers 89 HONEY HOOKER Legendary Cartoon Figure Restores the Spirituality of XXX-mas Art & Text by Noel Anderson 93 LYNNE CHENEY'S TWISTED SISTERS Digging Up That Prurient Novel Penned by the VP's Old Lady 118 POLITICAL POOP Washingtonians' Artistic Output Stoolish Cartoon Medley by Trosley 155 OFFICIAL 2004 BALLOT Beaver Hunt Grand Prize Finalists THE ISSUE'S STANDARDS 7 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT Anybody but Bush, Part 2 by Larry Flynt 11 FEEDBACK Reader Correspondence 13 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH Ralph Reed 15 BITS & PIECES Dubya Dress-Up Kit, Rabid Young Republicans, Larry's Must-Read, Porn-Legend Watercolors & Latest Celebrity Fantasy Cocksucker 28 HOT LETTERS Married Peeping Tom's Discovery 67 HUSTLER ON CAMPUS Sizing Up Ivy League Erotic Magazine Report From Harvard by Adam P Schneider 68 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS Moonlighting Coeds Exposed 71 AURAL PLEASURES Interview With Countrified Uncle Kracker; Timely CD Reviews; Music-Scene Happenings 88 HUSTLER HUMOR 103 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT XXX Reviews, Dozens of Hard-Core Action Pix, Pirate's Fetish Treasure, Plus Video Appraisals by Celebrity Porn Critic Kurupt 108 GAME ON Plug Into the Latest Hot Video Games by Gus Mastrapa 120 TECH KNOW Better Living Through Gadgets by Keith Valcourt 156 BEAVER HUNT Amateur Snatch of Distinction