Hustler January 2005

GIRLS SPREAD 20 LILY THAI Tasty Take Out Photography by Matti Klatt 38 SHY LOVE & JEAN VAL JEAN Drive Shaft Photography by Matti Klatt 56 JENNA JAMESON & BRIANA BANKS Checkered Blast Covergirls Photography by Laurent Sky 76 AMBER GOLD Learning Curves Centerfold Photography by Clive McLean 94 TERA BOND & ERNESTO Get Your Motor Running Photography by John Brant JENNIFER LUV Home Body Photography by Ladi von Jansky 160 PAULINA PAVLOVA For Deposit Only Photography by Michael Bisco MONTHLY FEATURES 3 MIDGET HOOKER PUSSY HUSTLER Parody 14 DEPLETED URANIUM WARRIOR Video-Game Political Parody 30 ROCKY MOUNTAIN MELTDOWN Inside the Contamination Disaster at Rocky Flats Nuclear-Weapons Plant Interview by Bruce David & Mark Cromer 35 IS SHE A LIAR? How to Determine Whether or Not Your Lady Is Telling the Truth Report by Amy Alkon 46 MIDSUMMER MAYHEM Promiscuous Swedes Gettin' It On at Annual Baltic Bacchanal Special Photo-Report by Carolyn Sinclair 54 HUSTLER'S '05 PREDICTIONS! Uproarious Foresight Text & Art by Bruce David 65 OUTSIDE THE LINES Radio Personality's Strange Odyssey Book Excerpt by Mancow Muller 72 A MIGHTY WIND The Exploding Fetish of Farting Exploratory Article by Jim Dawson PORN IN A DIFFERENT LIGHT Mainstream Photographer's XXX-Stars Coffee-Table Book Commentary by Christine Pelisek THE ISSUE'S STANDARDS 7 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT Screw the Elections by Larry Flynt 11 FEEDBACK Civilian Letters & Soldiers' Mail Call 13 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH 15 BITS & PIECES Olsen-Twin Pitch, Peachy Tennis Tart, Remembering Chester's Creator, Necro Artistry & More 28 HOT LETTERS Housewife's Creamy Dream-Cum-True 50 BEAVER HUNT Daring Skin-Mag Debutantes 69 AURAL PLEASURES Interviews With Fatboy Slim and Marky Ramone; Music News; CD Reviews; Concert Pop Shots & More 88 HUSTLER HUMOR 93 JENNA TALES A Peek at Porn Queen's New Tell-All by Jenna Jameson 103 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT Blue-Movie Showcase, Dozens of XXX Action Pix, Nina Hartley Milestone, Candida's Flicks for Chicks—Plus Reviews by a Trio of Rockers 120 TECH KNOW Better Living Through Gadgets by Keith Valcourt 122 GAME ON Latest Video Games by Gus Mastrapa 157 HUSTLER ON CAMPUS Grades for Sale! Report From Southern U by G. Maple & J. Tate 158 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS International Duo