Hustler March 2005

GIRLS SPREAD 20 JACQUELINE MARIE PHILLIPS Parting Shots Photography by John Brant 38 LAURIE WALLACE & JESSICA JAYMES Broad-Cast News Photography by Matti Klatt 52 BROOKE & BILLY GLIDE Hosed Off Photography by Matti Klatt 76 CELESTE STAR Showstopper Covergal/Centerfold Photography by Clive McLean 94 KERI SABLE & MARLENA Instant Chemistry Photography by Clive McLean 112 TEREZA Shacking Up Photography by John Brant 160 DILLAN LAUREN Horndogs' Delight Photography by Holly Randal MONTHLY FEATURES 3 SHARK TAIL HUSTLER Movie Parody 12 WAL* MART: RETAIL GOLIATH Political Parody 30 PERVERTING PORNOGRAPHY Journalism Professor Robert Jensen's Male-Bashing Agenda Analysis by Michael Collins 36 HOW THE GOP STOLE THE 2004 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION Dirty Tricks Reap Decisive Votes Investigative Report by Harvey Wasserman 46 GOD SAVE THE KINK Fetish Festival in Prudish Brittania Special Photo-Report by Carolyn Sinclair 50 HIGH INFIDELITY How to Cheat on Your Mate Surefire Guide by Elliot Heathcoat 62 YES MEN SAY NO TO WTO The Fearless Pranksters Who Infiltrated Globalization's Overlord Interview by Bruce David 70 STACKING THE DECK The Wily Women of Professional Poker Article by David Cogan 72 THE KID'S ALL RIGHT Chat with Celebrity Poker's Dave Foley Interview by Keith Valcourt 92 DIRTY GROOVES Uncensored Albums From the '60s Retrospective by Chuck Miller THE ISSUE'S STANDARDS 7 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT HUSTLER Makes You Smarter by Larry Flynt 11 FEEDBACK Satisfied Customers & One Ungrateful Senator 13 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH 15 BITS & PIECES The Boss Meets Mancow, Jizz-Biz Bash, Belligerent Leprechaun & Dick for Lohan 28 HOT LETTERS Girl-Jammed Concert 67 HUSTLER ON CAMPUS Political Boonedoggle Over Abortion Report From Indiana University by Chris Freiberg 68 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS Luscious Young Hawaiian's Mini-Spread 88 HUSTLER HUMOR 89 AURAL PLEASURES Interviews With Dani Filth, Simple Plan; Music News & CD/DVD Reviews 103 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT Hard-Core Blue-Movie Showcase; Road-Trip Sex Tape; Teagan Presley Q&A; and Celebrity Reviews by Whitestarr 111 JENNA TALES Adventures in the Skin Trade by Jenna Jameson 120 TECH KNOW Better Living Through Gadgets by Keith Valcourt 122 GAME ON Evaluating the Latest Video Games by Gus Mastrapa 154 BEAVER HUNT Naughty Neophytes