Hustler April 2005

GIRLS SPREAD 21 ADELLE Pearl Diving Photography by Matti Klatt 38 LANNY BARBY & JULIAN Coming Clean Photography by Suze Randall TARNEY & CANDY Desert Flowers Photography by John Brant 76 JESSICA ROCKWELL Weapons of Mass Distraction Centerfold Photography by Ladi von Jansky 97 CHANTELLE FONTAIN Making a Splash Photography by Fresh Fetish 110 SAMANTHA RYAN & TRAVIS KNIGHT Lust in Translation Photography by Laurent Sky 160 MINDY VEGA Something Sweet Photography by Matti Klatt MONTHLY FEATURES 4 COLOMBIAN COCAINE HUSTLER Political Parody 30 INTERVIEW WITH A TIME TRAVELER John Titor's Startling Predictions Compiled by Webmaster Oliver Williams 34 MICHAEL C. RUPPERT The Impending End of Peak Oil Interview by Bruce David 46 NEWS FLASH: TARA REID Movie Star's Peekaboo Booby Exposé by Keith Valcourt 38 BILLBOARD LIBERATION Advertisers' Worst Nightmare by Carolyn Sinclair 52 TAKING A PORN STAR HOME TO MEET MOM A Writer's Eventful Trek to Nantucket Article by Scott Fayner 71 HUSTLER STRIKES BACK Round 3 With the Femi-Nazis Commentary by Carolyn Sinclair Cartoons by Muleady, Collins & Trosley 74 HOW TO DATE A KINKY GIRL Keys to Bonding With Deviant Miss Right Article by Luna Grey THE ISSUE'S STANDARDS 7 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT A Message to Militant Feminists by Larry Flynt 11 FEEDBACK Letters From Civilians and Brave Men in Uniform 13 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH 15 BITS & PIECES Osama-Bush Summit, Coulter Mouthful, HUSTLER Club Kudos & More 28 HOT LETTERS Ex-Fatty's Orgasmic Pussy Diet 65 AURAL PLEASURES Mix Master Mike, Good Charlotte Q&A's; Music News; Expanded CD/DVD Reviews 88 HUSTLER HUMOR 89 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT XXX-Video Reviews; Vivid's Lexi Marie; the Scoop on Japan's Interactive Erotica 95 GAME ON Evaluating the Latest Video Games by Gus Mastrapa 103 HUSTLER ON CAMPUS Live Green, Get Laid! Road-Trip Report by Middlebury College's Luke Farrell 104 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS Euro Coed & Keira's Naughty Encore 118 TECH KNOW Better Living Through Gadgets by Keith Valcourt 154 BEAVER HUNT Desirable, Morale- Raising Amateurs