Hustler May 2005

GIRLS SPREAD 20 SUNRISE ADAMS Blasting Off Coverbabe Photography by Laurent Sky 40 JEMENI & VINCENT VEGA Babewatch Photography by John Brant 56 BELLA STARR & JANA COVA Double Vision Photography by Matti Klatt 76 PAOLA REY Animal Magnetism Centerfold Photography by Matti K/att 96 COURTNEY CUMMZ & JERRY Saving Suzy Photography by Matti Klatt 110 SUE DIAMOND Oh, Pretty Woman Photography by L. Sky 162 PEACHES Ripe for the Picking Photography by Mark Lit THE ISSUE'S STANDARDS 7 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT What Moral Values? by Larry Flynt 11 FEEDBACK Correspondence From the Free & the Brave 13 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH: Franklin Graham 15 BITS & PIECES Rubber Sisters, Celebrity Cocksucker, Skincyclopedia, Dubya's Bird & More 28 HOT LETTERS Road Trip With a Coming-of-Age Temptress 69 AURAL PLEASURES My Chemical Romance Cemetery Bound, Holiday Concert, 0DB Goodbye & More 88 HUSTLER HUMOR 89 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT XXX-Video Lowdown, Plus Celebrity Reviews by Deftones' Chi Cheng 94 JENNA TALES Porn Goddess Assesses Her Sexy New Sidekick by Jenna Jameson 105 HUSTLER ON CAMPUS Spoiled Rich Girl's Cheating Scandal Report by USC's Snivel Schou 106 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS Perky Texan & Hawaiian Dildo Scholar 119 TECH KNOW Better Living Through Gadgets by Keith Valcourt 121 GAME ON Evaluating the Latest Video Games by Gus Mastrapa 154 BEAVER HUNT Ultrarevealing Amateurs MONTHLY FEATURES 3 BILL O'REILLY'S NO-PANTS ZONE HUSTLER Media Parody 12 TRY SOME DEMOCRACY HUSTLER Political Parody 30 WITH GOD ON THEIR SIDE? Esther Kaplan Discusses Church & State Interview by Bruce David & Carolyn Sinclair 36 JENNIFER KRUM Undeterred Amputee Beauty Queen Q&A by Chaunc� Hayden 48 PROF. KURTZ IN THE HEART OF DARKNESS Bio-Terrorist or Concerned Artist? Report by Matthew Brand 52 VERY DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES Fleshy Flashbacks of Hit Show's Stars Expos� by Kevin Wright 64 IT'S 2005: DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR SPERM IS? Environmental Havoc on Reproduction Report by Debbie Epstein 66 IT'S GOOD...IT'S BAD A Whimsical Look at HUSTLER-Style Karma Cartoons by Bob Muleady 72 ROUGH RIDERS The Risky and Frisky World of Motocross Report by Matthew Brand