Hustler July 2005

GIRLS SPREAD 21 ZAFIRA Open-Door Policy Photography by Matti Klatt 40 MILI JAY & NEEO Home Wrecker Photography by Matti Klatt 58 CARMEN LUVANA & AUSTYN MOORE Clothes Whores Photography by John Brant 76 JESSICA JAYMES WRECKER America's Sweetheart Centerfold Photography by Laurent Sky 96 EVELYN Ballroom Babe Photography by Matti Klatt 110 ANGELINA & FRANK Get Off Here! Photography by John Brant 160 NAUDIA RIO 3 Is Not a Crowd Photography by Matti Klatt MONTHLY FEATURES 3 UNOCAL: THE SPIRIT OF 76 HUSTLER Political Parody 12 MICROHARD HUSTLER Computer-Giant Parody 32 CONFESSIONS OF AN ECONOMIC HIT MAN John Perkins Exposes the USA's Covert Scam to Forge a Global Empire Interview by Amy Goodman 36 SPIN DEMOCRACY A Regular Joe's Take on the State of the Union Analysis by Mickey Z 48 SURVIVORS OF THE RED TRIANGLE Reliving Gruesome Encounters With the Great White Shark Report by H. Thayer Walker 52 NICOLE RICHIE & SHARON STONE Divergent Hollywood Stars Disrobed by Keith Valcourt 54 LIBERATION OF OPIE & ANTHONY No More Censorship for Outrageous DJs Behind-the-Scenes Report by Hans Feuersinger 68 MS. AMERICANA VS. CUMSTAIN Bodacious Crime-Fighter Takes on a Villain Comical Erotica by SuperHeroineCentral.corn 74 HUSTLER'S 31 FLAVOURS Anniversary Think-Pink Retrospective THE ISSUE'S STANDARDS 7 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT My America by Larry Flynt 11 FEEDBACK Opinionated & Grateful Readers' Soapbox 13 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH 15 BITS & PIECES Masturbatory Billboard, Auto Bondage, Rush Limbaugh Romance & More 28 HOT LETTERS Coed's Awesome Nudie-Bar Initiation 71 AURAL PLEASURES Old Dirty Bastard's Rap Sheet Plus DJ Sasha, Kinky Updates, Hot Music Discs 88 HUSTLER HUMOR 89 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT Blue-Movie Showcase, Virtual-Sex DVDs, XXX Reviews by Gwar's Oderus Urungus 105 HUSTLER ON CAMPUS Classroom Reunion for Dominatrix and Prof Report From UCLA by Mistress C 106 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS Self-Confident Athenian Goddess 108 JENNA TALES Library Brouhaha by Jenna Jameson 119 TECH KNOW Better Living Through Gadgets by Keith Valcourt 121 GAME ON Evaluating Latest Video Games by Gus Mastrapa 154 BEAVER HUNT Amateur Models' Cooze Moxie