Hustler November 2005

GIRLS SPREAD 20 LINDSEY LOGAN Juicy Jailbabe? Covergirl Photography by Laurent Sky 40 AUTUMN BLISS & TALON Van's A-Rockin' Photography by Matti Klatt 58 SUMMER & PARIS DOLL Crotch-Slurping Interlude Photography by J Brant 76 MONICA SWEET Some Like It Hot Centerfold Photography by Matti Klatt 96 EVA ANGELINA & TOMMY GUNN Action Figures Photography by L. Sky 110 BOO Boo Who?! Photography by Michael Bisco 162 BEAVER HUNT FINALIST #3 Kandi Is Dandy Photography by Ladi von Jansky MONTHLY FEATURES 3 PARIS HILTON'S HOUSE OF CUM HUSTLER Movie Parody 12 COME VISIT ALASKA HUSTLER Political Parody 30 DEBT SLAVERY Consumer Advocate David Swanson on New Draconian Bankruptcy Legislation Interview by Bruce David & Carolyn Sinclair 34 BREAST IN SHOW Sophie Marceau & Anna Nicole Smith Pop-Shots Exposé by Keith Valcourt 36 KPFK: HATE RADIO? HUSTLER's Battle With Femi-Nazis Commentary by Bruce David 50 PINUP MAESTRO DAN DECARLO Archie Cartoonist's Risque Creations Book Review by Keith Valcourt 52 UFOS: WHAT THE GOVERNMENT REALLY KNOWS Can Otherworldly Technology Save Earth? G&A by Jean-Noel Bassior 66 FANGS FOR THE MAMMARIES Horror Cinema's Sexiest Vamps Article by Tom Farrell 70 DEEP INSIDE ELVIRA Intimate Revelations From Boob Tube's Mistress of the Dark Interview by Tom Farrell 74 DROP DEAD 10 Do-It-Yourself Ways to Meet the Grim Reaper Suicide 'Advice" by Jerry Adams THE ISSUE'S STANDARDS 7 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT Some Dare Call It Treason by Larry Flynt 11 FEEDBACK Reader Correspondence From Iraq & the Homeland 13 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH 15 BITS & PIECES Monsters, Holmes/Lovelace Postmortem, Vampire Slayer's Fantasy BJ & More 88 HUSTLER HUMOR 89 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT Blue-Movie Showcase, Hard-Core Ghoul, Plus XXX Reviews by Rockin' Scream Queen 105 AURAL PLEASURES Rob Zombie, London After Midnight, Halloween Discs & Video Game Giveaway 108 GAME ON Scariest Titles Now and Then 109 TECH KNOW Better Living Through Marvelous Gadgets 119 HUSTLER ON CAMPUS Commencement Ceremony Protest at CSU, Northridge by Tony Seybert 120 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS Naked Coeds Nina & Savannah 154 BEAVER HUNT A Dozen Amateurs Flashing Cooze