Hustler Holiday 2005

GIRLS SPREAD 20 PROMISE Love on the Rocks Photography by John Brant 40 DILLAN LAUREN & TALON Speaking in Tongues Photography by Laurent Sky 58 CHARMANE STAR, JENAVEVE JOLIE & MICK BLUE Three's Company Photography by Suze Randall 76 TERA PATRICK Season's Greetings Photography by Smokin' Gun TIFFANY & JEAN VAL JEAN Getting Shaft-ed Photography by Laurent Sky 110 AMY RIED New on the Market Photography by Matti Klatt 162 CHEXIE We Have a $5,000 Winner! Photography by Ladi von Jansky MONTHLY FEATURES 3 DADDY: FULLY LOADED Lindsay Lohan Movie-Ad Parody 12 JOIN THE PRIESTHOOD Ad Parody 30 READERS' FORUM: 9/11 36 LAST DAYS OF DEMOCRACY TheocracyWatch Founder's Take on Fundamentalist Christians Q&A by Carolyn Sinclair & Bruce David 48 THE CHRISTIAN MAFIA: RULE BY DMNE RIGHT Secret Group With Menacing Clout Investigative Report by Wayne Madsen 51 IN THEIR OWN WORDS God Squad's Threatening Blueprint 54 BOYCOTT CHRISTMAS 'Toonist Behind Xmas Resistance Movement Q&A by Bruce David & Carolyn Sinclair 55 YOU'D BETTER WATCH OUT... Zany Saint Nicks 56 HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE Tasteless Novelty Items Catalog by Keith Valcourt 66 STAR SIGHTINGS Anouska De Georgiou, Donna D'Errico & Paris Hilton at Lensmen's Mercy Expose by Keith Valcourt 70 ATTACK OF THE Z RAY Femi-Nazi Wars Episode 6: Smackdown Continues Analysis by Bruce David THE ISSUE'S STANDARDS 7 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT by Larry Flynt 11 FEEDBACK Correspondence From Home and the Frontlines 13 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH 15 BITS & PIECES Porn Star Get-Togethers, Fantasy B.J. Queen, J.C.'s Unholiest Shopping Spree and More 28 HOT LETTERS Muffless Lovebird's Quim Pro Quo 88 HUSTLER HUMOR 89 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT Blue-Movie Showcase + Yuletide XXX Wares 105 SIGHTS & SOUNDS Holiday Gift Guide for Music & Video Game Fans by Tom Farrell 109 TECH KNOW Better Living Through Marvelous Gadgets 119 HUSTLER ON CAMPUS Justice Scalia Enters Hornets' Nest Report From NYU by Bradley Hope 120 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS Nude Student Bodies 154 TOP AMATEURS' OFFICIAL BALLOT 156 BEAVER HUNT Snazzy Newbies Unwrapped