Hustler September 2006

GIRLS SPREAD 22 RUBY KNOX: Earning Her Stripes - Photography by Laurent Sky 46 LEXIE MARIE & MICK BLUE: Love to Love You, Baby - Photography by Suze Randall 67 CARLIE BANKS & CRYSTAL KLEIN: Getting a Rimjob - Photography by Matti Klatt 90 SUNNY LEONE: Reflections of Love - Covergirl/Centerfold Photography by Matti Klatt 110 PROMISE & SASCHA: Ebony & Ivory - Photography by Matti Klatt 128 CELESTE: 2006 Beaver Hunt Finalist #1 - Photography by MatIl Matt 190 CALI: Get Your Licks In - Photography by Laurent Sky MONTHLY FEATURES 3 YELLOW TAIL - Lick-Her Parody 14 WE LOVE YOUR CARS - Polluter Parody 36 COMING ATOMIC APOCALYPSE: PART I Nuke Plants Spell Doom by Harvey Wasserman 40 YUCKIN' R UP - TV's Raunchiest Clown GSA by Ro Hurley 44 SILICONE SISTERS Flat-to-Stacked Triplets by Sue Thompson 58 ROBERT BRYCE: THE TEXAS CRONY CONNECTION Interview by Bruce David & Hans Feuersinger 62 FAMOUS FLESH - Beyoncé, Hilary Swank & Lindsay Lohan 64 BETTIEMANIA Bettie Page B&D Fare by Tom Farrell 78 BIGGEST TITS IN THE WORLD Record-Holder Maxi Mounds; Mistress Rhiannon & Chesty Morgan Too! by Aslum Khan 82 DEATH OF DEMOCRACY Was Election-Fraud Sleuth Rubbed Out? by Brad Friedman 84 SUPEDUPMAN RETURNS by Noel Anderson THE ISSUE'S STANDARDS 7 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT by Larry Flynt 13 FEEDBACK Reader Correspondence Corps 15 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH - Alec Baldwin 17 BITS & PIECES - FOXE Foxes, Talking Heads, Birthday Bribery, Celeb Cocksucker & More Fun 32 HOT LETTERS Semi Rendezvous 104 HUSTLER HUMOR 106 AURAL PLEASURES Fear Factory, Nashville Buzz, Slunt Shopping Spree, Etc. 119 HUSTLER ON CAMPUS Terror at University of North Carolina 120 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS Extracurricular Nudity 123 BEAVER HUNT Amateur Crew Topped Off by Curvy Charissa 136 GAME ON Challenges Galore 139 TECH KNOW Cool New Gizmos 141 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT - XXX Reviews Plus Gina Lynn B.J., Sex-Z Bash & Car-Bashing "Desperate Housewhore"