Hustler March 2008

GIRLS SPREAD 24 EUFRAT: Suspend Disbelief Photography by Charles Lightfoot 42 MARUE MOORE: I Need More Photography by John Brant 62 ANDIE VALENTINO & RENAE CRUZ: Jacuzzi Rules Photography by Matti Klatt 82 ERIN AVERY: My Funny Valentine Photography by Lad von Jansky 112 VICTORIA VALMER: Meet Me in Paris! Covergirl Photography by Hicksphoto 132 KATARINA KAT & JUSTIN MAGNUM: The 01' Ball & Chain Photography by Suze Randall 176 LELA STAR: Overexposed Photography by Holly Randall MONTHLY FEATURES 3 AD PARODY 16 MATTEL: TOYS TO DIE FOR 36 WHY ARE THE BARBI TWINS & THEIR DOGGED FRIENDS FEARED? Animal Rights "Terrorism" Forum by Shane & Sia Barbi 40 NANCY BENOIT Exclusive Nude Pics of Wrestler's Doomed Wife by Tyler Downey 50 REAL-LIFE FANTASY ISLAND by Joe Diámond 54 MYSPACE GIRL 57 ARIOCK'S PULL-OUT VALENTINE 60 VICIOUS VALENTINES 70 GEORGE MONBIOT'S ALERT Expert Speaks Out on Climate Change Interview by Bruce David & Ed Rampell — 73 OUT OF THE FRYING PAN Frightening Realities of Global Warming by Harry Walsh 78 LISA LAMPANELLI Dirty Stand-up's Uproarious Confessions Interview by Keith Valcourt 102 MOVIE MAMMARIES The Skintillating Gals of Grey's Anatomy 104 FAMOUS FLESH Dancing With the Stars' Karina Smirnoff 105 GROIN'S ANATOMY Outrageous Cartoon Spoof by Noel Anderson THE ISSUE'S STANDARDS 7 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT by Larry Flynt 8 TECH KNOW Cool New Gadgets, Plus HDTV Giveaway 9 ROBERT SCHEER 10 GAME ON 11 NAT HENTOFF 13 FEEDBACK 17 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH 19 BITS & PIECES Singin' Gazongas, Pamela Pummeled, Fellatio Fantasy & More 32 HOT LETTERS 96 HUSTLER HUMOR 98 SIGHTS & SOUNDS Groupie Kiss-and-Teller, Reincarnated Motels, Worthwhile Discs Galore 121 COLLEGE REPORT Assault on Free Speech: The 50,000-Volt Jolt Heard Round the World 122 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS 125 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT XXX Reviews, Sinema's Rookie Prankster & Reality Show Porn 140 BEAVER HUNT Unbashful Amateurs PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT THE FUTURE IS NOW HUSTLER has taken its next big step: digital publishing! You are now able to get a monthly digital version of HUSTLER Magazine delivered right to your computer, page for page, exactly the same as the one sold at newsstands. How convenient is that? Even better is the price: just $2.30 per issue with a yearly subscription. And there will be a few extras as well, starting with four XXX video clips. But this is just the beginning. Over the next few years, as we keep up with the marvels of cybertechnology, you can be certain that the digital version of HUSTLER will become more and more interactive. How cool will it be when you can finally click your mouse to make our centerfold come to life and talk to you? Be one of the first to step into the world of tomorrow by visiting HustlerSub.com. See you in the future. - Larry Flynt, Publisher