Hustler August 2009

GIRLS 27 ZEINA HEART Tease to Please Photography by Matti Kiatt 45 RILEY NICOLE Zip File Photography by Mark Lit 62 TORY LANE & CHRIS JOHNSON Sex in Da Club Photography by Holly Randall 76 TAYLOR VIXEN Sexy Eyes Photography by Mark Li 98 THIS AIN'T HAPPY DAYS XXX Sitcum Sneak Peek Photography by HUSTLER Video 117 BRIANNE COX We Saw Her First Photography by Jose Luis 162 CLASSIC BEAUTY Pauline: Autumn Petals Photography by Clive McLean FEATURES 38 JAYME LANGFORD: A DAY IN THE LIFE Hangin' with porn's rockin' coed. Article by Justin Hampton 41 XXX-MEN ORIGINS: KILLVERINE! HUSTLERizing a blockbuster flick. Cartoon parody by Noel Anderson 54 PING-PONG IN BANGKOK The whacky things a pussy can do! Pole by Nicole McClellan 58 SWEAT, SEX AND SADISM Testosterone titillators from the '50s. Retrospective by Ted Newsom 60 BUBBA THE LOVE SPONGE High-voltage shock jock. Interview by Keith Valcourt 72 THE DIRTY POLITICS OF FOOD, PART 2 Recipe for disaster. Report by Science Editor-at-Large Debbie Epstein STANDARDS 3 SEX PARODY Renée Zellweger: Doin' the Town 7 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT Obama vs. FDR 9 TECH KNOW Win a Vado HD camcorder! 10 GAME ON Screwable toon chicks, Riddick's return and Eat Lead 11 ROBERT SCHEER Fraud on a Grand Scale 13 NAT HENTOFF Obama Confront Academia's Contempt for Free Speech? 15 ALEX BENNETT Let's Take Out the Trash 17 MAMIE VAN DOREN Erotique 19 FEEDBACK Gas giveaway gratitude, rant against racism and a redhead redux 20 POLITICAL PARODY Singulair: Breathe Uneasy 21 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal 23 BITS & PIECES Legends of lust, congresswoman gets licked and fucking lizards! 36 HOT LETTERS Seeing double on a down-and-up day! 37 CLASSIC CARTOONS Get offended all over again. 53 PINUP BY SANDRA CHANG 57 THE GIRLS OF MYSPACE Bangin' Asian Lily Lava by Michelle McCarthy 71 TAILS OF THE BUNNYRANCH Natalie Dylan: Virgin for Sale by K. K. Le Roque 74 COUGARS UNLEASHED Christine au naturel by Encka Rachelle Menoza 88 HUSTLER HUMOR For best results, read on the trapper 92 SIGHTS & SOUNDS Slash on GNR's early days and a rap with hip-hop legend Grandmaster Flash 96 MOVIE MAMMARIES Sissy Spacek's fleshtastic career 97 FAMOUS FLESH Queen of overexposure Paris Hilton 106 COLLEGE REPORT NYU's "nothing to hide" protesters 107 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS Bare-assed bookworm 110 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT Insatiable Dana DeArmond. head-to-head Nurses and Sunset Thomas's swan song 126 BEAVER HUNT Skin-mag newbies