Hustler July 2010

GIRLS 27 ALLY RYAN Innocence Lost Photography by Mark Lit 44 IRIS SPURIA Czeching In Photography by Matti Klatt 60 LISA ANN & CJ WRIGHT Back in Black Photography by Suze Randall 76 ROXANNA Sitting Pretty Photography by Mark Lit 102 JANA COVA Parting Shots Photography by Holly Randall 121 HUSTLER'S UNTRUE HOLLYWOOD STORIES: ANGELINA VS. JENNIFER Celebrity catfight gets down and dirty. Photography courtesy HUSTLER Video 161 HYAPATIA LEE & JULIA PARTON Maid Service Classic photography by Clive McLean FEATURES 38 THE FEDERAL RESERVE FOR DUMMIES It's a pyramid scheme that could destroy America. Article by Ellen Brown 42 DARK & DEVIANT The fantasy world of Dorian Cleavenger Profile by Albert Pierce 52 TUCKER MAX TELLS YOU HOW TO SCORE Ten tips from the Web's premier party guru Article by Tucker Max 56 JEAN SHEPHERD: THE STORY OF I, LIBERTINE How a radio personality punked the New York Times—and just about everyone else on planet Earth. Article by Bob Kaye 68 TRUTH IN ADVERTISING The history of HUSTLER's hysterical parody ads. Retrospective by Albert Pierce 72 A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A MISTY STONE Porn's new number-one black star reveals a soul of surprising convictions. Profile by Mark Johnson 90 AVN: PORN'S BIGGEST PARTY There's eye candy galore as Las Vegas hosts its most star-studded spectacle. Report by K. K. Le Roque STANDARDS 3 SEX PARODY BigShocka! 7 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT A Message to the Tea Party Movement by Larry Flynt 9 TECH KNOW Win a set of Star Wars USBs! 10 GAME ON Aliens, Predator and one helluva chick 11 ROBERT SCHEER Unmasking the President 13 NAT HENTOFF Conqueror Scott Brown: Instant Hero? 15 ALEX BENNETT The Satan Factor 17 MAMIE VAN DOREN Pure Fucking Magic 19 FEEDBACK Patriot acts: a new declaration and salutes from the troops. 20 POLITICAL PARODY Walmart: Getting the Lead Out 21 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH Senator Jim Bunning 23 BITS & PIECES Legends of lust, Booty Babes and dapper dicks 36 HOT LETTERS Dialed in for Dirty Talk 37 CLASSIC CARTOONS When the world was funny 59 COUGARS UNLEASHED Kinky Catherine de Sade 75 PINUP by Aaron Warner 88 HUSTLER HUMOR Laugh on delivery 92 GIRLS OF FACEBOOK Well-rounded Emily Caprice 96 SIGHTS & SOUNDS The Pretenders' Martin Chambers and metal maniac Rudy Sarzo 100 MOVIE MAMMARIES Remembering drop-dead-sexy Brittany Murphy 101 FAMOUS FLESH Hitmaker Lady Gaga's crotch 110 COLLEGE REPORT Valparaiso University's reconciliation of sex and faith 111 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS Naked UNLV bookworm Jessica 113 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT Sex-crazed Cosbys return, red-hot-and-blue Alexis Ford revs her engine, and Rawhide wrangler Kayden Kross embraces her bad side. 129 BEAVER HUNT Flaunting amateurs