Hustler November 2010

GIRLS 27 CANDIE LOVETT Who's Your Mummy? Photography by SHH! Productions 46 ELLE Up for Anything Photography by Tony Hunter 63 KIARA DIANE & SETH GAMBLE Just Fuck! Photography by Londoner Studios 70 DANNI KALIFORNIA Red-Hot Chili Pepper Photography by Mark Lit 107 SYREN Good Enough to Eat Photography by Ladi von Jansky 122 THIS AIN'T SAVED BY THE BELL XXX Supergeek Screech and company do the nasty! Photography courtesy LFP Video 161 NIKKI Jungle Fever Classic photography by Clive McLean FEATURES 38 A DAY IN THE LIFE OF ASHLYNN BROOKE Hanging with a porn star who's living a country song. Profile by M. Allen Nathan 40 SUCKING IN THE '70s! A cinema historian digs up nine blood-curdling vampire flicks. Retrospective by Anthony Petkovich 54 DANZIG: BACK FROM THE DEAD Has rock's dark overlord returned to save or destroy the world? Interview by Keith Valcourt 59 HUSTLER PRESENTS ZOMBIE STEVE IN SINGLE DEAD FEMALE Horror movies get their comeuppance. Parody by Aaron Warner 72 THE ART OF HALLOWEEN A smattering of creepy creations Book review by Keith Valcourt 90 GOLDMAN SACHS How the Wall Street firm destroyed Greece and is trying to screw the rest of the planet. Report by M. Allen Nathan STANDARDS 3 SEX PARODY iPud 7 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT Throw the Bastards in Jail! by Larry Flynt 9 TECH KNOW Win CS40 Headphones! 10 GAME ON Dead or Alive: Paradise; Monster Hunter Tri; Clash of the Titans; Prince of Persia... 11 ROBERT SCHEER Rape and Spillage 13 NAT HENTOFF Has the White House Violated Our Humanity? 15 ALEX BENNE'TT A Bite of a Rotten Apple 17 MAMIE VAN DOREN Is This Nostalgia? 19 FEEDBACK Readers sound off. 20 POLITICAL PARODY A message from Transocean's CEO 21 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH Mark Souder 23 BITS & PIECES Adultcon eye candy, ridiculous rubbers, Larry's friends & more 36 HOT LETTERS Wishful thinker's sexcapade 37 CLASSIC CARTOONS Yucks from the Flyntonian archives 71 TAILS OF THE BUNNYRANCH Momentous kiss-and-tell by Harmony Gabriel 88 HUSTLER HUMOR The lowest of lowbrow jokes 93 GIRLS OF MYSPACE Sinsational Nordic babe Sindy 94 SIGHTS & SOUNDS Scorpions and Michael Monroe interviews, plus a gaggle of awesome discs 99 PINUP by Lorenzo Sperlonga 100 MOVIE MAMMARIES Risque ladies of Big Love 101 FAMOUS FLESH Beyonce exposed! 103 COUGARS UNLEASHED Ravenous fitness buff Rebecca 104 COLLEGE REPORT The Rosti Manifesto 105 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS Naughty brainiac Natasha 115 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT XXX-video reviews and chitchat with literary porn superstar Monica Mayhem 133 BEAVER HUNT Camera-hungry vamps