Hustler December 2010

GIRLS 27 AIDEN ASHLEY Pearls of Wisdom Photography by Mark Lit 46 IZY-BELLA BLU & JOHNNY CASTLE Let's Get Physical Photography by Earl Miller 63 TARRA WHITE Sex Drive Photography by T. Rifter 76 RILEY STEELE Wild, Wild Girl Photography by Holly Randall 107 PRIYA ANJALI RAI Erotic Exotic Photography by Matti Klatt 123 GET SMARTASS Veronica Rayne, Kayla Paige and other supersexy spies bare all of their secrets in this '60s-sitcom spoof! Photography Courtesy HUSTLER Video 161 GINA Moiled to the Mob Classic Photography by James Baes FEATURES 38 DENNIS HOPPER: A LIFE WORTH LIVING Larry Flynt, David Lynch and Michelle Phillips pay tribute to Hollywood's ultimate rebel. Profile by M. Allen Nathan 42 GEORGE WASHINGTON: AMERICA'S FIRST STONER Our Founding Fathers grew and smoked marijuana! Article by Harvey Wasserman 54 MERS: NIGHTMARE OR GOLDMINE? Paying off a mortgage for a house you may never own? Blame it on Wall Street. Exposé by Vermont Trotter 58 THIS AIN'T AVATAR XXX Behind-the-scenes peek at our stellar 3D porn parody! Report by Mark Johnson 72 STAR WARZ: G-STRING SEQUEL Sci-fi burlesque queens rule! Report by Eric Althoff 90 CYPRESS HILL Talkin' weed and more with the Latino powerhouse. Interview by Keith Valcourt STANDARDS 3 SEX PARODY SpanishFlyDent Right 7 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT The Republicans' Big Lie by Larry Flynt 9 TECH KNOW Win a 3D projector! 10 GAME ON Titillating and terrifying challenges 11 ROBERT SCHEER Naked Power Grab 13 NAT HENTOFF Big Brother Barack Orders Our Behavior Modification 15 ALEX BENNETT I, Luddite 17 MAMIE VAN DOREN The Third Sex 19 FEEDBACK Readers' raves and craves 20 POLITICAL PARODY BP's Oil Giveaway! Such a Deal! 21 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH Carly Fiorina 23 BITS & PIECES Dicking around with art, Sofia sucks, wacky news and more! 36 HOT LETTERS Lawyer's stress-relief bonus 37 CLASSIC CARTOONS Or should we call 'em clas-sicks? 88 HUSTLER HUMOR Gut-busting yuks 93 GIRLS OF FACEBOOK Lots-to-like Luckie 94 SIGHTS & SOUNDS Interviews with Motley Crüe's Vince Neil and Devo's Gerald Casale, plus awesome new discs 100 MOVIE MAMMARIES Sean Young gets wild, crazy and naked 101 FAMOUS FLESH Emphasis on Paris's pair 103 MILF MANIA Sunshine Stater Cameron Keys 104 COLLEGE REPORT Constructive Venture by Talia Kuykendall 105 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS Kinky theater-arts major Zayda 115 PINUP by Aaron Warner 116 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT Action-packed reviews of Batman, Golden Girls and Glee XXX spoofs 133 BEAVER HUNT World's greatest gash bash—sisters and all