Hustler Holiday 2010

GIRLS 29 BELLA COLE Bellisima Bella- Photography by Mark Lit 48 ELLA MILANO She's the Boss- Photography by Mark Lit 60 HEATHER STARLET & CHARLES DERA Teacher's Pet- Photography by Holly Randall 7i BREANNE BENSON Truly Gifted- Photography by Lao von Jansky 106 CHANEL PRESTON Great Expectations Photography by Earl IMIer 123 THIS AIN'T GLEE XXX Andy San Dimas, Scarlett Fay and McKenzee Miles sing for joy...and fuck for their dinner. Photography courtesy HUSTLER Video 159 EVE Christmas Eve- Classic Photography by Clive McLean, FEATURES 37 THE FLYNT EMPIRE INVADES VEGAS Sin City gentlemen's club opens with a bang! Report by Brandy Hudson 42 DOUG BENSON: THE BEST HOLIDAYS EVER Find out why the funny stoner is a secret Santa all year. Interview by Keith Valcoul 44 HUSTLER GOES TO MARDI GRAS The do's and don'ts for revelers in the Big Easy. Report by Eric Althoff 556 CHEMTRAILS More proof: Stealth bombers emit weather-altering vapors. Article by Travis Kelly 58 HAARP: AMERICA'S SECRET WEAPON? Ecoterrorism and mind control linked to Alaskan facility. Article by Harry kl/a/sh 61 FREE GREETING CARD Make more foes than friends this holiday season with our offensive envelope stuffier! 71 THE ADVENTURES OF HONEY HOOKER: JINGLE BALLS Santa's ho-ho-ho helper has a few tricks up her sleeve. Caftan Spoof by Alm Anciefsoo 90 STURGIS: BORN TO BE WILD Hog and hooter heaven de in South Dakota's Black Hills. Report by Anthony Petrovich STANDARDS 3 SEX PARODY Trim: Let Us See 7 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT by Larry Flynt 9 TECH KNOW Great gadget giveaway! 10 GAME ON Super challenges 11 ROBERT SCHEER "It's the establishment, stupid!" 13 NAT HENTOFF Training our young to be passive 15 ALEX BENNETT The double "N" word 17 MAMIE VAN DOREN Remembering Johnny Grant 19 FEEDBACK Larry Flynt vs. Raymond Burr?! 20 POLITICAL PARODY Eggs to die for 21 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH Franklin Graham 23 BITS & PIECES All-star poker tourney, "Who Farted?' calendar and more 28 HOT LETTERS What a pisser of a missive! 40 CLASSIC CARTOONS Vintage Flyntonian yuks 74 GIRLS OF MYSPACE Dee-lish Trish Danieli 75 GIRLS OF FACEBOOK Dixie darlin' Daisy Duxe 88 HUSTLER HUMOR You'll die from laughter...seriously! 94 SIGHTS & SOUNDS Buckcherry Yule yarns, the English Beat goes on and cool stocking stuffers 98 FAMOUS FLESH Snooki's seaside snatch! 99 MOVIE MAMMARIES Have a killer Xmas with insanely choice chests 100 PINUP by Kevin Gentry 103 COUGARS UNLEASHED Sexperienced maneater speaks out 104 COLLEGE REPORT Interns: tomorrow's successes 105 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS Vixenish Victoria 115 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT Not M*A*S"H XXX, Slutty & Stuffier #12, Body Heat and more 134 BEAVER HUNT Cooze under the mistletoe