Hustler January 2011

GIRLS 28 MONICA MAYHEM Real & Raw Photography by Ladi von Jansky 47 HALEY CUMMINGS The Big Cum-On Photography by Mark Lit 63 McKENZEE MILES & TONY DE SERGIO Love Lessons Photography by T. Rifter 76 NADIA ARIA You Never Forget Your First Time Photography by J. Stephen Hicks 106 SYREN SEXTON Dive Right In Photography by Holly Randall 122 THIS AIN'T AVATAR XXX Sneak peek at the supernova blue-movie parody Photography courtesy HUSTLER Video 161 TAIJA RAE Down-to-Earth Sex Goddess Classic Photography by James Baes FEATURES 38 TITO ORTIZ Famed grappler means business inside and outside mixed martial arts. Article by Jatinder Dhoot 42 ROYCE GRACIE HUSTLER inquisitor goes manoa-mano with the UFC Hall of Earner! Interview by Keith Valcourt 55 TOY STORY A SEX A living doll inspires 'toon characters to come to life! Parody by Aaron Warner 60 ROXANA SHIRAZI Iranian groupie recounts her revelry with rock stars. Interview by Albert Pierce 72 A DAY IN THE LIFE OF DIAMOND FOXXX Hanging with one in-charge sinema MILF. Profile by Justin Hampton 90 THE WALL STREET FINANCIAL CRISIS Did bankers make an awful mistake or mastermind a horrendous crime? Exposé by Danny Schechter STANDARDS 3 SEXPARODY Doitallright chewing gum 7 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT Is Obama being out-Foxed? by Larry Flynt 9 TECH KNOW Driver's marvel and how to win Krave smokeless cigarettes 10 GAME ON Playin' for keeps with Green Day, Shrek and kickass chicks! 11 ROBERT SCHEER Foxes continue to run henhouse 13 NAT HENTOFF How much do you know about Elena Kagan? 15 ALEX BENNETT Why Frank Sinatra mattered 17 MAMIE VAN DOREN Sex, death & Hollywood 19 FEEDBACK Readers tell it like it is! 20 POLITICAL PARODY Anthem Blue Cross: To Live'r Die 21 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH Andrew Breitbart 23 BITS & PIECES Bare Bowling, celebrity poker & "Snooki" sucking it in 36 HOT LETTERS Perking up a sexy porn addict 37 CLASSIC CARTOONS Unforgettable loony 'toons 88 HUSTLER HUMOR Sit back and enjoy the yuks 93 GIRLS OF FACEBOOK Akia wants you to take control now! 94 SIGHTS & SOUNDS Rock icon Meat Loaf on his latest concept album, plus discs 'n' books you must get 98 FAMOUS FLESH Eye-spy on Russian looker Anna Chapman 100 MOVIE MAMMARIES Kelly Preston's much-treasured chest 103 COUGARS UNLEASHED Amber Foxx lives up to her name 104 COLLEGE REPORT BP oil spill & academia by Joey Berumen 105 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS Scholasstic Sammie 115 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT Porn meats mainstream with This Ain't Celebrity Apprentice, The Big Lebowski and Lindsay Goes to Jail 133 PINUP by Lorenzo Sperlonga 134 BEAVER HUNT The best amateur showcase on Earth!