Hustler April 2011

GIRLS 29 MADISON IVY Itching to Try Photography by Holly Randall Productions 47 CAPRI ANDERSON & TOASTBOY Charlie's Angel Photography by Matti Klatt 64 COURTNEY PAGE Rock 'n' Roll Fantasy Photography by Ladi von Jansky 76 EMMA MAE No, Emma Will Photography by Mark Lit 107 BREE MORGAN Not That Innocent Photography by Jose Luis 123 THIS AIN'T TWO AND A HALF MEN XXX Spoofing a TV sitcom with Charlie Sheen as a womanizer was a no-brainer. Photography courtesy HUSTLER Video 159 PAULA Private Study Classic Photography by Clive McLean FEATURES 38 THE MISADVENTURES OF CHARLIE SHEEN Actor's mishaps, sexploits and all-around fuckups amusedly revisited Article by Michael McClay 42 TWO AND A HALF GRAMS A Charlie Sheen send-up too outlandish for any TV network Cartoon Parody by Noel Anderson 56 BUNNYRANCH CONTEST WINNER: KING FOR A DAY! One lucky reader has the timt of his life at our fave bordello Report by Anthony Petkovich 60 A DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE The lowdown on Vermonters clamoring for the unthinkable—secession! Article by Christopher Ketcham 72 CARROT TOP: GIVE HIM PROPS The outrageous comic talks about his ascent, plastic surgery, steroids and our kind of dad Interview by Keith Valcourt 74 UFOs? HERE AND MAYBE IN YOUR GARDEN! Author Leslie Kean amasses a bevy of extremely credible eyewitness testimony Book Review by Harry Walsh 90 A DAY IN THE LIFE OF AURORA SNOW Meet an A-list porn star with amazing family values. Article by Holly Randall STANDARDS 3 SEX PARODY Tangle 7 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT A warning for Barack Obama by Larry Flynt 9 TECH KNOW Win a Sound Blaster speaker! 10 GAME ON Four new must-play titles .11 ROBERT SCHEER Peace President? Not yet! 13 NAT HENTOFF George W. Bush now admits a war crime? 15 ALEX BENNETT It's fuckin' serious, everybody...but I don't want to panic you 17 MAMIE VAN DOREN The big studios remembered 19 FEEDBACK Readers' message board 20 POLITICAL PARODY Join the Tea Party 21 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH Sen. John McCain 23 BITS & PIECES Carmen Electra's visit, Adultcon babes, mouth-stuffed Meghan McCain & more! 28 HOT LETTERS How to butt-fuck a GOP cutie 37 CLASSIC CARTOONS Healthy sickos from the past 88 HUSTLER HUMOR You'll soon be dead from laughter, so call a mortician! 94 SIGHTS & SOUNDS Guitar hero Zakk Wylde discusses his...sex change?! 98 FAMOUS FLESH Angelique Morgan's rack 99 MOVIE MAMMARIES Shower scenes that'll drain ya! 100 PINUP by Sandra Chang 102 COUGARS UNLEASHED One-won't-cut-it Calliste 103 GIRLS OF FACEBOOK Romantic adventuress Jessica 104 COLLEGE REPORT Falling in line 105 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS Carolina bookworm Angelique 116 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT Loads of XXX showbiz parodies 134 BEAVER HUNT April Fool's snatch