Hustler October 2011

GIRLS 29 NICOLE Making Sweet Music Photography by Suze Randall 49 TIFFANY THOMPSON Late Bloomer Photography by Mark Lit 64 STOYA & KAYDEN Turtle Doves Photography by Digital Playground 76 LONI EVANS Delightfully Driven Photography by Mark Lit 106 CAPRICE Love Sucks Photography by Matti Klatt 123 KEEPING IT UP FOR THE KARD-ASS-IANS #2 Photography courtesy HUSTLER Video 161 GOLDEN GIRL ALICIA Classic Photography by Suze Randall FEATURES 38 JASMIN ST. CLAIRE: THE NAKED TRUTH The onetime gang-bang queen reveals body, mind and soul. Book review by Michael McClay 42 SOLAR MAXIMUM . PART 1: DEATH RAY FROM THE SUN Monstrous solar eruptions could bring back the Stone Age by 2013. Report by Christopher Ketcham 45 SOLAR MAXIMUM PART 2: THE NUCLEAR PERIL A solar superstorm spurring electricity and water shortages will devastate all nuke plants� and the horror intensifies... Report by Karl Grossman 57 LUCY LASTIQUE Inner-and-outer space X-cursions Comic strip by Jaxtraw Studios 72 RETRO CHEESECAKE Vintage pinups galore Book reviews by Albert Pierce 91 THE BIGGEST SHOW ON EARTH Miss BBW pageant Report by Anthony Petkovich STANDARDS 3 SEX PARODY Schvitzka vodka 7 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT Republican bullshit by Larry Flynt 9 TECH KNOW Pow! Bam! Boof! How to win superhero flash drives! 11 GAME ON Destroy hideous ETs and comumble with Marlon Brando 13 ROBERT SCHEER Looking for bin Laden in all the wrong places 15 NAT HENTOFF Uncle Sam's machinery of fear 17 ALEX BENNETT Quality time with the Commies, part deux 19 MAMIE VAN DOREN Siren song, part 2 21 FEEDBACK A reader finds cannibalism tasteless 22 POLITICAL PARODY Meet Lee. Meet Dubai. 23 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH Donald Trump 24 BITS & PIECES Kesha fellatio spoof, Jesse Jane & pals gang-signing at HUSTLER Hollywood and more 28 HOT LETTERS Voyeur and exhibitionist unite! 37 CLASSIC CARTOONS Vintage 'toons for discerning loons 88 HUSTLER HUMOR Laughter's last stand 94 SIGHTS & SOUNDS Electro whiz Moby, daydreaming with the Posies and worthwhile discs 98 FAMOUS FLESH Milla's sexy cell phone mishap 99 MOVIE MAMMARIES Jennifer Connelly's marvelous melons! 104 COLLEGE REPORT Love outrivals hate 105 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS Kinky humanitarian Penny 115 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT Sarah reopens her yap in Who's Nailin' Palin? #2, Misty Stone's back in Boooty Shop and Tegan Summers gets a grip in TSA 135 BEAVER HUNT Stellar amateurs 155 LARRY FLYNT'S D.C. UNCOVERED 157 BOTTOMS UP! Brandy is for heroes 158 COUGARS UNLEASHED Brazilian sexport Augusta 159 GIRLS OF FACEBOOK Meet purdy 'n' nerdy Ruby