Hustler November 2011

GIRLS 29 KARLIE MONTANA Snow Pink - Photography by Holly Randall 49 MIELA Movie Buff - Photography by Matti Klatt 64 TUESDAY CROSS & BRITNEY AMBER A Rockin' Good Time - Photography by Matti Klat 76 LAYLA ROSE All Petals, No Thorns - Photography by Mark Lit MIKO SINZ Gentle Warrior - Photography by Ladi von Jansky 123 WHO'S NAILIN' PALIN #2 Ex-Gov's Parody Cumback - Photography courtesy HUSTLER Video 161 IN THE LAND OF AAAHS Classic Photography by Clive McLean FEATURES 38 KILLER ROBOTS Expert Hugo de Garis discusses the inevitable war between man and his brainy machines. Interview by Mark Johnson 43 UNTIMELY DEATH OF '50S HORROR COMICS An eye-popping look at the sex, gore and violence that threatened the "American way." Book Reidew by Kristian Williams 58 BUTCHER BABIES:u SEX, BLOOD AND ROCK 'N' ROLL! Self-proclaimed "dirty sluts" Carla Harvey and Heidi Shepherd get a lot off their chests. Interview by Keith Valcourt 62 FREAK SHOW Circus and Carnival Ballyhoo's most gharish oddities. Book Review by Matt Hoge 72 GLOBAL HUNGER AND WALL STREET How gluttonous investment banks are driving up the cost of wheat and corn with a speculation scam that has starved millions. Report by M. Allen Nathan 90 CHARLIE SHEEN'S $30,000 WHORE Blabbermouth porn star Kacey Jordan gets a dose of reality after her fling with the former Two and a Half Men star. Expose by Kimberly Cheng STANDARDS 3 SEX PARODY Dirtiest Girl 7 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT It's still the economy, stupid! by Larry Flynt 9 TECH KNOW Win a mind-blowing set of HUSTLER headphones 11 GAME ON Save L.A. or protect a Wild West town as a sunslinging lizard! 13 ROBERT SCHEER Fiscal idiocy 15 NAT HENTOFF Constitution still doesn't fly at Guantanamo 17 ALEX BENNETT Who killed Uncle Remus? 19 MAMIE VAN DOREN Just the facts, ma'am 21 FEEDBACK Readers set us straight 22 POLITICAL PARODY Whirlpool's century of ruining lives 23 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH Representative Eric Cantor 24 BITS & PIECES XRCO Awards, Yvonne Strahovski inhaling hose and how to blow yer load on Sabrina Deep (for-real!) 28 HOT LETTERS Better grades through seduction 37 CLASSIC CLASSIC CARTOONS Screwball guffaws of yore 88 HUSTLER HUMOR Bastion of chuckles 94 SIGHTS & SOUNDS Chats with hip-hop legend Flavor Flav (exorcising his demons) and Cradle of Filth's Dani (on sacrificing virgins) 98 FAMOUS FLESH Courteney Cox lets it all hang out 99 MOVIE SKIN The shameless babes of Shameless 100 PINUP by Lorenzo Sperlonga 104 COLLEGE REPORT Budget cuts spell trouble 105 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS CUNY's busty, bawdy Bonnie B. 115 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT Have a devilishly horny Halloween with This Ain't Ghostbusters XXX and The Rocki Whore Picture Show 134 BEAVER HUNT Amateur treats 156 LARRY FLYNTS D.C. UNCOVERED 157 BOTTOMS UP! Oktoberfest beers! 158 COUGARS UNLEASHED Kinky adventuress Miss Pandora 159 GIRLS OF FACEBOOK Submissive sexpot Savannah