Hustler March 2012

GIRLS 28 STEVIE SHAE Ethereal Beauty Photography by Ladi von Jansky 43 McKENZIE SWEET Calling the Shots Photography by Matti Klatt 56 EMMA MAE In Full Bloom Photography by Holly Randall for Suze.net 68 SELENA ROSE Beauty Without Thorns Photography by Digital Playground 94 CELESTE STAR & ALEXIS LOVE Skin to Skin Photography by Larry Flynt Productions THIS AIN'T JAWS XXX 3D Alexis Ford, Phoenix Marie and Lily LaBeau wrap their jaws around squirmin' eels in this fishy parody. Photography courtesy HUSTLER Video 145 PANTERA MALONE Good Samaritan Classic Photography by James Baes FEATURES 36 THE Q&A: VINCENT:BUGLIOSI In our exclusive conversation, the best-selling author discusses efforts to prosecute George W. Bush and how his controversial new book will rock the very foundations of Christianity. Interview by Kimberly Cheng 40 KENDRA HOLLIDAY: CANNED FOR CANDOR Sexhibitionistic renegade uncovers her delightful "safe haven for perverts." Profile by Matt Hoge 52 PORN & ROCK: A MUTUAL ATTRACTION A Valentine's Day salute to the XXX vixens and randy musicians who frequently get stuck with Cupid's arrow. Article by Scott Fayner 64 NICE AND TIGHT w't Latex-bound babes amusingly stretch the limits of sexy fashion. Book Review by Cris Devine 66 NUDES-A-POPPIN' #36 A steamy look at the world's greatest outdoor striptease pageant. Shake those moneymakers, ladies! Article by Rudolph English 82 NAUGHTY CHEESECAKE Dave Nestler's gallery of deliciously classical but uniquely modern pinups. Profile by Anthony Petkovich STANDARDS 3 SEX PARODY Drumdick 7 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT Regarding the "Occupy Wall Street" movement by Larry Flynt 9 TECH KNOW Wow! Win a Sony 3D Blu-ray player or UFC TKO gloves! 11 ROBERT SCHEER Equal-opportunity poverty 13 NAT HENTOFF So much Obama hides from us 15 ALEX BENNETT The United States of contention 17 FEEDBACK Making a Beaver's dream come true? 20 POLITICAL PARODY Chase: Fuck the troops, earn rewards! 21 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH Rep. Joe Walsh 22 BITS & PIECES Bimbos bowl, Bill Maher blows, and Mr. Flynt meets his fans! 26 CLASSIC CARTOONS Timeless 'toons for discerning loons 80 HUSTLER HUMOR Readers' jokes 88 SIGHTS & SOUNDS Interviews with Steve (no time for wankers) Jones and the Girl in a Coma gals 92 FAMOUS FLESH Nicki Minaj's boob-popping wardrobe malfunction 93 MOVIE MAMMARIES Mad Men's mighty mounds 100 PINUP by Nemain Raven wood 102 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT Love sucks in Dracula and fucks worth fighting for in Rocky 119 BEAVER HUNT Amateur heartthrobs 140 COUGARS UNLEASHED Sunshiney will make your day! 141 GIRLS OF FACEBOOK Scarlet: a geek who loves to freak! 142 COLLEGE REPORT Occupy Berkeley 143 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS Capricious wannabe cop