Hustler April 2012

GIRLS 28 ALEXIS PAIGE Up All Night Photography by Jose Luis 45 VANESSA VERACRUZ Sexy Trailblazer Photography by Ladi von Jansky 56 BRIANA BLAIR Swan Song Photography by Suze.net 68 SABRINA MAREE Discovering Herself Photography by Matti Klatt 94 DANA DeARMOND & JERRY She's a Man-eater Photography by Larry Flynt Productions 109 THIS AIN'T AMERICAN CHOPPER XXX More than wheelies are popped in this sexually charged parody featuring the smoking-hot Dani Jensen, Helly Mae Hellfire and Jenna Presley. Photography courtesy HUSTLER Video 145 MINDY Split for Hollywood Classic Photography by Bob Veze FEATURES 36 INSIDE OCCUPY WALL STREET HUSTLER is in the middle of the action as supporters of the historic "We Are the 99 Percent" movement take over a New York City park and march through the streets to protest corporate greed. Report by Jordan David 38 CORPORATE TAX DODGING How America's 25 mpst highly compensated CEOs are screwing Uncle Sam. Analysis by Kimberly Cheng 42 BOBBI STARR: I A DAY IN THE LIFE This anal/DP queen is as hard-core as they come, but after hanging out with her, we uncover a savvy businesswoman with an unusual oral talent. Article by Anthony Petkovich 54 MARCUS BOAS: SORCERER OF IMAGINATION Geeks will freak for the monster-oriented babe-laden masterpieces of this "heroic fantasy" artist. Profile by Andy Parker 66 BUTTBABES: CHEEKY ROUNDUP A tongue-wagging peek at lensman Dave Naz's collection of the most astounding fannies on Earth. Buns appetit! Book Review by Cris Devine 82 ROAD RASH: MEMOIRS OF A U2 BODYGUARD It's sex, drugs, rock 'n' roll and a heavy dose of ultra-violence. Article by David Guyer STANDARDS 3 SEX PARODY American Whore-Or Story 7 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT The Education Crisis by Larry Flynt 9 TECH KNOW Win an awesome iPod Nano wristband! 11 ROBERT SCHEER Too Big to Jail? 13 NAT HENTOFF Is America Becoming an "Elective Dictatorship"? 15 ALEX BENNETT iRIP 17 FEEDBACK Rick Perry is a good of Asshole 20 POLITICAL PARODY Homoland 21 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH Herman Cain 22 BITS & PIECES Belladonna's new spin, Rosie blows man-meat, hairy poop from the past and more! 26 CLASSIC CARTOONS 'Toons that never die! 80 HUSTLER HUMOR Readers keep us in stitches 86 MOVIE MAMMARIES Jaime Pressly, Amber Heard, Zooey Deschanel 88 SIGHTS & SOUNDS Chats with Andrew ("Party Hard") W.K. and Alexis ("It's metal! It's rock!") Brown of Straight Line Stitch 92 FAMOUS FLESH Is Heidi Klum a SAG member? 100 PINUP by Sandra Chang 102 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT Cockbuster reviews—and the ubiquitous Andy San Dimas opens up! 119 BEAVER HUNT April Fools' foxes 140 COUGARS UNLEASHED Age-ripened Tina Marie 141 GIRLS OF FACEBOOK We brake for hot punkers like Kimberly Baker 142 COLLEGE REPORT Risky Road Trip to Libya 143 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS Summer really wants you in the driver's seat