Live February 1985

2 SLAVE TRAINER Europa makes any cock sizzle. 12 UNCENSORED LETTERS Our October cover girl started trouble. 16 FLUSHING OUT THE KAZOO Read how erotic an enema can be. 24 THE BROWN STAIN And you thought you knew everything about kinky sex. 26 SEDUCED Pretty Priscilla gets neighborly. 34 FETISH MAG ROUND-UP Here's a list of the most far-out "rags." 36 MS. NUDE AMERICA LIVE! covers Naked City's annual pageant. 42 HOW TO WRITE PORN You, too, can be a sleaze genius. 44 SUNSTRUCK KID All she wants is to go down. 52 PHOTO COMIX Learn how to keep genitals in ace condition. 58 GET IT UP FOR ME! And she'll never let you go. 64 THE VIDEO SCENE Hot 'n spicy Ginger Lynn loves men. 68 LOUIE THE LOUNGE LIZARD This time our mascot fucks a burro. 70 HOT NUTS AND BLUE BALLS What do you do if your balls catch on fire? 75 LATHERED SHEETS Missy's (aka Traci Lords) linen will never be clean again. 82 LIVES GREATEST TITS She's a millionairess who needs your cock. 86 AMATEUR OF THE MONTH This Southern Belle knows the rebel yell. 89 GOOD-TIMES ERICA She'd rather fuck than fight. EDITORIAL NOTE Members Only! At one of our August editorial meetings we bandied about the question, What is a fetish? It was a disgustingly hot day—the kind when your underwear sticks in your crack—and some of the ideas were getting pretty weird. One editor suggested that shooting your load while your head is in the toilet bowl is the height of kink. One of the girls present blushed and told him to clean up his act, but another editor stepped in and said, "Hey, what's so kinky about that?" After all, isn't a fetish whatever turns you on, no matter how far-out? High heels do it for some (we've seen some real wild toe worshipers come through LIVE!'s door), enemas for others, pain for a few—the list is endless. Fetish is the center around which fantasies are made, from simple ones involving kissing feet (we must admit that we tried kissing each other's feet, but the dames refused to take off their nasty nylons) to getting an enema in the bathroom. Everyone on the staff was given his own enema kit to experiment with. You can probably imagine the mess. There's no end to the kind of fun you can come up with with a rubber bag. One of our illustrators, after experimenting with a nozzle for the first time, liked her enema so much that she joined an enema club. Can you believe it? Aw, what the hell, let's all blow it out the ass. Anyway, this month we've cracked a couple of taboos, and in the process we unlocked some ultra-hot sex scenes—you know, the type that no other magazine would cover. You remember what Grandpa used to say, "Forbidden fruit is always sweeter." For the guy who's bored with his normal sex diet, we've put together a tongue-licking fetish special called "Flushing Out the Kazoo," beginning on page 16. Our two LIVE!ly honeys found the nozzle a bit more to their liking than the bendable vibrator. And our writer worked hard at finding out everything you'll need to know to get off with an enema. Speaking of shit, turn to "The Brown Stain," on page 24. It's an eye- (and asshole-) opening tale of a young couple who've just about gotten bored with their sex life. They didn't want to change partners, so they came up with a smelly solution. Finally, just a reminder that you can now subscribe to LIVE!. By signing up immediately, you'll achieve tremendous savings, and all charter subscribers will receive not only a Members Only! card entitling them to a $10 discount on a live phone sex call but also a discount on a subscription to HIGH SOCIETY. And as LIVE! uncovers more and more of the wildest underground sex spots, your Members Only! card will get you into these clubs at amazing savings. So turn to page 15 and fill out the subscription form and drop it in the mail. Why not start your New Year off with a bang? Get your rod ready for a sexsational New Year with the magazine that goes one step too far. THE EDITORS