Penthouse December 1979

6 HOUSECALL Introduction 8 FORUM Correspondence 54 FEEDBACK Opinion 60 CALL ME MADAM Counsel by Xaviera Hollander 69 VIEW FROM THE TOP Comment by Marilyn Stasio 70 SCENES Emily Prager 71 FILMS Roger Greenspun 73 WORDS Robert Hofler 75 SOUNDS Robert Palmer 78 HOW TO BEAT INFLATION Article by Gene Marine 86 THE SECRET LIFE OF ADOLF HITLER Article by Glenn B. Infield 94 CRIES AND WHISPERS Pictorial by Earl Miller 108 THE SLEAZING OF AMERICA Humor by Craig S. Karpel 115 LAZY BONES Pet of the Month, Photos by Malinowski 133 PENTHOUSE 1980 DESK CALENDAR 150 VIETNAM VETERANS ADVISER Service 152 STOP KILLING SEALS Essay by Bill Clark 154 GOOD NEWS FOR CHRISTMAS Humor by Bill Lee 160 GUILLERMO VILAS: RENAISSANCE TENNIS STAR Profile by Marjorie Rosen 164 DISCO ODYSSEY Article by Bob Weiner 170 SIMPLE ADDITIONS TO STEREO Service by Peter Daniels 176 PET OF THE YEAR RUNNER-UP Photos by Bob Guccione 192 MICHAEL DOUGLAS Interview by Arthur Knight 200 TRIGGER Fiction by Richard Owen 205 SLEAZY GREETINGS AND A HAPPY NUKE YEAR Humor by Nick Tosches 209 ARE YOU THE ARTFUL DODGER? Quiz by Frank Donegan 224 BREAKING THE BLACK TIE HABIT Fashion by Ed Emmerling 234 PET OF THE YEAR RUNNER-UP GIFTS Service 250 HIGHWAY SNOBBERY Service by Wade Hoyt 252 THE THREE BIGGEST LIES OF CHRISTMAS Humor by Howard Smith 257 GROOM AT THE TOP Service 528 OH, WICKED WANDA Satire by Frederic Mullally/Ron Embleton