Penthouse July 1980

COVER Pet of the Year Play-Off: Kate Simmons, Dusty Jackson, Concetta Ardigo, Lynda Clark 6 HOUSECALL Introduction 8 FORUM Correspondence 34 FEEDBACK Opinion 38 CALL ME MADAM Counsel by Xaviera Hollander 47 VIEW FROM THE TOP Comment by Robert S. Wieder 48 SCENES Mitch Tuchman 49 FILMS Roger Greenspun 51 WORDS Emily Prager 53 SOUNDS Robert Palmer 56 UNREADY AND WILLING Article by Ernest Volkman 64 USED CARS Pictorial by Earl Miller 74 SUPPRESSION OF NEW CANCER THERAPIES: DR. LAWRENCE BURTON Article by Gary Null and Leonard Steinman 78 THE OLYMPIC FUNERAL Article by Craig S. Karpel 85 GREAT EXPECTATIONS Pet of the Month, Samantha Faye, hotos by Earl Miller 106 RUSSIA'S PLAN FOR TAKING OVER THE MIDDLE EAST Essay by Vladimir Sakharov 108 MACHO Pictorial by John Lombardi 114 WEEDS, PART II Humor by Tom Eyen 118 JUST FOR THE RECORD Service by Ivan Berger 124 GREEN MONDAY Fiction by Michael M. Thomas 130 PET OF THE YEAR PLAY-OFF Pictorial 151 THE LONG-DISTANCE ORGASM Humor by George Robert Steele 155 HIGH ANXIETY Quiz by Frank Donegan 160 THE BOXER REBELLION Fashion by Ed Emmerling 172 EUROPEAN STYLING FROM THE FAR EAST Service by Wade Hoyt 180 OH, WICKED WANDA! Satire by Frederic Mullally/Ron Embleton