Penthouse January 1981

COVER Suzee, Photo by Pat Hill 6 HOUSECALL Introduction 10 FORUM Correspondence 32 FEEDBACK Opinion 38 CALL ME MADAM Counsel by Xaviera Hollander 47 VIEW FROM THE TOP Comment by Ernest Volkman 48 SCENES Marilyn Stasio 50 FILMS Roger Greenspun 52 WORDS Emily Prager 53 SOUNDS Robert Palmer 56 THE GOVERNMENT OF THE LIVING DEAD Article by Robert Sherrill 64 KARI ME BACK Pictorial by Suze Randall 74 LAETRILE—THE DRUG THAT NEVER WAS Article by David Rorvik 78 ROBERT ALTMAN Interview by Lawrence Linderman 87 SUZEE PAI Pet of the Month, Photos by Pat Hill 105 1980 PET OF THE YEAR Poster, Photos by Bob Guccione/Albert Bricco 124 THE CASE AGAINST SEX EDUCATION Essay by Thomas Szasz 126 CRISSCROSS Fiction by Scott Sommer 131 THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING LADY Pictorial by Earl Miller 146 MOUNTAIN WAR Article by William Neely 156 SMALL IS POWERFUL Service by Ivan Berger 171 SCREWPLES Humor by David Grambs 175 ARE YOU A ROMANTIC OR A REALIST? Quiz by Frank Donegan 180 WEEKEND WARRIORS Fashion by Ed Emmerling 192 WHY NOT THE BEST? Service 204 SUPERCAR Service by Steven L. Thompson