Penthouse March 1981

COVER Delfina Ponti, Photo by Cedomir V. Komljenovic 10 HOUSECALL Introduction 12 FORUM Correspondence 36 FEEDBACK Opinion 40 CALL ME MADAM Counsel by Xaviera Hollander 49 VIEW FROM THE TOP Comment by Chris Hallinger 50 SCENES Marilyn Stasio 52 FILMS Roger Greenspun 54 WORDS L.J. Davis, Peter Bloch 55 SOUNDS Robert Palmer 58 REVEREND JERRY FALWELL Interview by Sasthi Brata and Andrew Duncan 68 THE GIRLS IN THE BAND Pictorial by Uwe Ommer 78 THE RUSSIANS ARE NOT COMING Article by Tom Gervasi 82 THE ADOLF HITLER FAST FOOD FRANCHISE Fiction by Nick Tosches 89 DELFINA Pet of the Month, Photos by Cedomir V. Komljenovic 108 VIETNAM VETERANS ADVISER Service 110 WHY NOT THE WORST? Essay by Walter Stewart 112 THE SKY IS FALLING!! THE SKY IS FALLING!! Article by Philip Singerman 115 TEX APPEAL Pictorial by Allan J. Wash 136 THE ARROGANCE OF ARCHITECTURE Article by Brent C. Brolin 140 CATHOLIC BOY Article by John Milward 144 THE WORLD'S GREATEST ONLYS Satire by Bill Lee 157 PIMPS Article by Robert Keating 161 ARE YOU NONNEGOTIABLE? Quiz by Frank Donegan 176 JEANITALIA Fashion by Ed Emmerling 188 SWEET CHASTITY Satire by Ron Embleton 192 A FANCIER RABBIT Service by Wade Hoyt