Penthouse October 1982

COVER Morgan Faichild Photographed by Charles William Bush 8 HOUSECALL Introduction 10 FORUM Correspondence 36 FEEDBACK Opinion 44 CALL ME MADAM Counsel by Xaviera Hollander 49 VIEW FROM THE TOP Comment by Emily Prager 50 SCENES Gerald Sussman 52 FILMS Roger Greenspun 54 WORDS Bob Spitz 55 SOUNDS Robert Palmer 58 TWELVE YEARS OLD AND FEELING NO PAIN Article by Allan Sonnenschein 66 CASTLE IN THE SAND Pictorial by Michel Moreau 76 10 GREATEST COLLEGE SEX SCANDALS Article by Richard O'Connor 80 20 WORST COLLEGE FOOTBALL TEAMS Article by Larry Linderman 85 LAURIE L'ORANGER Pet of the Month, Photos by Carl Wachter 104 VIETNAM VETERANS ADVISER Service by William R. Corson 106 HAS THE PAPER CHASE BECOME A MONEY RUSH? Essay by Fred Graham 108 A ROOM OF THEIR OWN Pictorial by David Schoen 122 HARD TIMES Humor 124 SAIGON Fiction by Anthony Grey 132 PROFESSOR MICHAEL LEVIN Interview by Joe Spieler 138 MIRRORS OF MAJESTY Service by Reggie Jackson 142 SICK-U Humor by Thomas Cheney 149 DREAMWATCH Analysis by Dr. Albert Ellis 153 WILL YOU SURVIVE YOUR OWN LIFE? Quiz by Frank Donegan 158 THE LADY AND THE CHAMP Fashion by Ed Emmerling 188 SWEET CHASTITY Satire by Ron Embleton/Bob Guccione