Penthouse January 1997

ON THE COVER Pet of the Year Elizabeth Ann Hilden, photographed by Carl Wachter. Her pictorial begins on page 105. FEATURES 12 FAST FORWARD 18 RIGHT STUFF Last-minute gifts 25 MEN'S HEALTH & FITNESS 30 CYBERSPACE Information on the Internet wants to be free and sleazy. By Gerard Van der Leun 33 VIEW FROM THE TOP Essays by Emily Prager, Alan M. Dershowitz, Ben Stein, and Dr. Judy Kuriansky 38 CHICKENS COMING HOME TO ROOST New disclosures about the Kennedy assassination. Article by John Wallach 58 RODNEY DANGERFIELD Interview by Lawrence Grobel 66 THE BIG, THE BAD, AND THE BEAUTIFUL The girl behind the Michael Irvin–Dallas Cowboys scandal. Interview by Allan Sonnenschein; photos by Carl Wachter 78 LIGHT HER FIRE Are cigars the new aphrodisiac? Articles by Nanette Varian and Gerard Van der Leun 165 THE MOURNING AFTER Satire by Steve Attoe 171 BEDTIME STORIES "Hot Sauce," by Bonnie Boxer PICTORIALS 47 FRUIT OF THE WOMB Digital illustrations by Jacques Froment 83 PET OF THE MONTH Rachelle Arnott; photos by Hank Londoner 105 PET OF THE YEAR Elizabeth Ann Hilden; photos by Carl Wachter 147 LEIGH AND JESSI Photos by Earl Miller DEPARTMENTS 4 HOUSECALL 6 FORUM 22 CALL ME MADAM 44 DREAMS & DIVERSIONS 56 HYPERSEX 61 O'MYGOD! 63 MUG SHOTS 77 SORAYAMA 99 MILITARY AFFAIRS 103 HOFMEKLER'S PEOPLE 118 PET OF THE YEAR GIFTS 124 RIBALD RIMES 144 THE JOKE MAN 174 PARTING SHOT 176 PENTHOUSE COMIX 202 X-RATED VIDEO