Penthouse December 1997

ON THE COVER Pet of the Month Juliet, photographed by J. Stephen Hicks. Her pictorial begins on page 83. FEATURES 12 FAST FORWARD 21 MEN'S HEALTH & FITNESS 28 THE NEW MORALITY By Marcia Pally 33 VIEW FROM THE TOP "The Enforcer," by Teri Wingender 38 HOME INVASION By Scott Wallace 48 SMART SEX Urination and sex play, by Dr. Judy Kuriansky 62 MARK FUHRMAN Interview by Peter Manso 80 JUSTICE By Alan M. Dershowitz 103 HOLIDAY LOOT Gift guide by Gerard Van der Leun 124 ROAD WARRIORS A conversation with Blues Traveler, by Abigail Demers 128 U.S.A. CONFIDENTIAL The sordid world of children's beauty pageants, by Sharon Churcher 157 CHRISTMAS PRESENTS Satire by Bill Lee 163 THE UNREPENTANT VOYEUR "Famous Sports Videos," by Ralph Gardner. Jr. PICTORIALS 51 DARK ANGEL Photos by Constantin Lachaise 67 HOLLY, MARIAH & MAYA Photos by Tony Ward 83 PET OF THE MONTH Juliet Cariaga; photos by J. Stephen Hicks 111 PATRICK & JANINE Photos by Earl Miller 133 HEATHER AND ROCK! Photos by Carl L. Wachter DEPARTMENTS 4 HOUSECALL 6 FORUM 18 CALL ME MADAM 30 TECHNOMANIA 45 DREAMS & DIVERSIONS 65 HOFMEKLER'S PEOPLE 99 MILITARY AFFAIRS 130 THE PENIS PAGE 148 THE JOKE MAN 150 SORAYAMA 154 RIBALD RIMES 166 PARTING SHOT 168 HARD TIMES 172 PENTHOUSE COMIX 178 X-RATED VIDEO